Tennessee Titans jokes....

[taoist]

> Q. What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans & the Cub
> Scouts?
> A. The Cub Scouts have a running game.
>
> Q. What do the Tennessee Titans & Billy Graham have in common?
> A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "FOR THE LOVE OF
> CHRIST".
>
> Q. How do you keep a Tennessee Titan out of your yard?
> A. Put up goal posts.
>
> Q. What do you call a Tennessee Titan with a Superbowl ring?
> A. A thief.
>
> Q. What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans and a dollar
> bill?
> A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
>
> Q. How many Tennessee Titans does it take to win a Superbowl?
> A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
>
> Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the
> Superbowl?
> A. The Tennessee Titans.
>
> Q. What do the Tennessee Titans and possums have in common?
> A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.



:mj07: :mj07:

 

[freelancc]

>
> Q. What do the Tennessee Titans & Billy Graham have in common?
> A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "FOR THE LOVE OF
> CHRIST".
>

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[dunclock]

I just do not find any humor in that at all, oh how everyone forgets so quickly that we were the winningest team in the NFL from 99-03, a five year span:nono:

Cannot believe there are no stomping or kicking jokes among them:shrug:

We are already starting to talk about who we are going to take with the first pick in the draft:scared

Heard this one on the local talk show this morning, black caller calls in "I am a big follower of history and in the old days, the white people would lynch all of the black people with high intelligence because they were intimidated by them. If that was still the case today then Moses Malone and Pac Man Jones would be two of the safest men alive":mj07: :mj07: :142smilie

 

[SpursDynasty]

funny, I heard similiar jokes but Texans was the team. :mj07:

 

[Phenom]

We are already starting to talk about who we are going to take with the first pick in the draft:scared

Don't worry, the Titans will win a game, they have some resemblence of a football team, the Oakland Raiders will get the 1st pick....