Anyone have an easy enough suggestion? Something that looks like I give a shit but put forth minimal effort?
Halloween Costume Ideas
- Thread starter Blackman
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Ha, don't think the lady will be tricked into thinking I am making an effort.
She's the one hosting the party, so have to make it look like I'm putting in some attempt at a decent costume.
She's the one hosting the party, so have to make it look like I'm putting in some attempt at a decent costume.
cover yourself in sh*t. then walk around hugging people and asking them if they like the new Domino's Fudgies
President of the Big Dick Club....
Did it in the 80's
dryer vent tube (vinyl) spray paint a flesh tone
nerf ball for the head AND 2 FOR BALLS
door/window insulation (3/4')
Brown yarn, one bundle
Paint the vent hose, 8' long, let it dry...stuff a fleshtonepainted nerf ball in the outer opening.....make an approriate slit ...apply winow/door insulation for the proper circumcised look.
You need an over sized pair of slacks to continue...your fly is open all night...I used wire and coat hangers and walked around a party all night with an 8 foot dick :mj07:
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Did it in the 80's
dryer vent tube (vinyl) spray paint a flesh tone
nerf ball for the head AND 2 FOR BALLS
door/window insulation (3/4')
Brown yarn, one bundle
Paint the vent hose, 8' long, let it dry...stuff a fleshtonepainted nerf ball in the outer opening.....make an approriate slit ...apply winow/door insulation for the proper circumcised look.
You need an over sized pair of slacks to continue...your fly is open all night...I used wire and coat hangers and walked around a party all night with an 8 foot dick :mj07:
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there's a thread on this subject from last year or the year before that I remember being pretty funny if you want to look it up. Edit, I looked up the thread http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=208797&highlight=halloween
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Beaner sent me this picture of jacks 1/2 brother
Sheesh an I thought I was the only one ascared of candy corn:shrug:
Sheesh an I thought I was the only one ascared of candy corn:shrug:
Wrap a towel around your head and tie a tater around your waist and put on a fake thick black moustache. then hand a sign around your neck that says "Omar the Dick Tater". Minimal effort, but a great costume.
HEY KNEIFL YOU ARE A FUNNY BASTRAD YOU OF ALL PEOPLE COMING UP WITH A MASK.HELL KNEIFL ALL YOU HAVE TO DO ON HALLOWEEN IS JUST BE YOURSELF YOU ARE ONE SCARY LOOKING CARTOON CHARACTER:scared
KNEIFL I AM ANTICIPATING THE LOCAL KIDS EGGING MY HOUSE IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN SIT ON MY FRONT PORCH HALLOWEEN NIGHT AND SCARE THEM OFF.
KNEIFL THOSE PICTURES FROM VEGAS THAT WASNT YOUR REAL FACE WAS IT TELL ME YOU HAD A CLOWN FROM THE CIRCUS POSE AS YOU.
WHY DOESNT KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY STOP GAMBLING AND GO INTO THE HAUNTED HOUSE BUSINESS YIKES:scared
KNEIFL I AM ANTICIPATING THE LOCAL KIDS EGGING MY HOUSE IS THERE ANY WAY YOU CAN SIT ON MY FRONT PORCH HALLOWEEN NIGHT AND SCARE THEM OFF.
KNEIFL THOSE PICTURES FROM VEGAS THAT WASNT YOUR REAL FACE WAS IT TELL ME YOU HAD A CLOWN FROM THE CIRCUS POSE AS YOU.
WHY DOESNT KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY STOP GAMBLING AND GO INTO THE HAUNTED HOUSE BUSINESS YIKES:scared
here is a real easy one for ya
here is a real easy one for ya
buy a white tshirt
buy a stuffed animal, squirrel or racoon like is best
cut the animal in half
not top and bottom but front to back
draw a highway road on the front and back of your tshirt
glue the front of the animal to your front shirt
glue the back of the animal to your back
wear jeans
you are road kill
very easy and people will love it
done it many times
here is a real easy one for ya
buy a white tshirt
buy a stuffed animal, squirrel or racoon like is best
cut the animal in half
not top and bottom but front to back
draw a highway road on the front and back of your tshirt
glue the front of the animal to your front shirt
glue the back of the animal to your back
wear jeans
you are road kill
very easy and people will love it
done it many times
Put on a wetsuit and leave the top part off hanging down. Throw on a scuba mask around your neck, maybe a snorkel or something. Buy a wig, cut it up into small hairs, and glue or tape them all over a white t shirt.
Congratulations, you are a muff diver.
Congratulations, you are a muff diver.
throw some real vegetables around your neck, on a hat and stick them on your shirt and you are a...minestrone!!!
