oh great one
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BLOCKHEAD TOMORROW MORNING AT 9 A.M. I AM TEEING OFF AT THE GEORGE WRIGHT GOLF COURSE AND I DONT WANT TO BE BOTHERED BY YOU DEADBEAT LOSERS SO I WILL GIVE YOU A LOCK TONIGHT.FELLAS I LOVE THIS GAME SO WHAT YOU HAVE TO LAY A COUPLE OF POINTS BUT YOU HAVE A LOT OF FACTORS THAT SAY THIS IS A SOLID PLAY.
GREEN BAY IS GOING INTO MIAMI GAME TIME 90 DEGREES THIS WILL WIPE OUT THE PACKERS.
BRETT FAVRE IS PERHAPS THE DUMBEST WHITE GUY IN THE LEAGUE HE SUCKS AND WILL THROW 3 INTERCEPTIONS
MIAMI HAS TO WIN THEY HAVE TALENT THE DEFENSE WILL WIN AND COVER THIS GAME.
BOYS BET ALL YOU WANT TOMORROW ON THE MIAMI DOLPHINS -5 POINTS IF THIS GAME DOESNT WIN I WILL TAKE MY GOOD FRIEND VINNY OUT TO MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM WHEN HE COMES TO BOSTON.NOW YOU KNOW I AM GIVING YOU A WINNER OTHERWISE I WOULDNT RISK BEING SEEN WITH SOME BIG DUMB GARLIC SNAPPER NAMED VINNY.
ENJOY THE MONEY FELLAS AND ALWAYS REMEMBER BEANTOWNJIM WORKS FOR YOU NOT THE BOOKIES
AS AN ADDED BONUS BOYS PLAY THE OVER IN THE SAME GAME.
I WILL BE GRINNIN,WHEN YOU GUYS KEEP WINNIN
GREEN BAY IS GOING INTO MIAMI GAME TIME 90 DEGREES THIS WILL WIPE OUT THE PACKERS.
BRETT FAVRE IS PERHAPS THE DUMBEST WHITE GUY IN THE LEAGUE HE SUCKS AND WILL THROW 3 INTERCEPTIONS
MIAMI HAS TO WIN THEY HAVE TALENT THE DEFENSE WILL WIN AND COVER THIS GAME.
BOYS BET ALL YOU WANT TOMORROW ON THE MIAMI DOLPHINS -5 POINTS IF THIS GAME DOESNT WIN I WILL TAKE MY GOOD FRIEND VINNY OUT TO MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT WWW.LEGALSEAFOODS.COM WHEN HE COMES TO BOSTON.NOW YOU KNOW I AM GIVING YOU A WINNER OTHERWISE I WOULDNT RISK BEING SEEN WITH SOME BIG DUMB GARLIC SNAPPER NAMED VINNY.
ENJOY THE MONEY FELLAS AND ALWAYS REMEMBER BEANTOWNJIM WORKS FOR YOU NOT THE BOOKIES
AS AN ADDED BONUS BOYS PLAY THE OVER IN THE SAME GAME.
I WILL BE GRINNIN,WHEN YOU GUYS KEEP WINNIN
beaner do you still work for us:shrug:
we need a winner
You, raymond and beaner should get a sitcom together. I look forward to this post every week. I never even remember what the game is. I just comeback the following week for my dose of laughter.
The Dolphins are now just 1-14 ATS in their last 15 games as a favorite, including 0-3 ATS this season. I see no reason to trust them here against a Packers team that has been competitive against all but the league's best teams (lost big to Chicago and Philly and have been out-scored by just 3 points total against New Orleans, Detroit, and St. Louis). The Packers are average offensively (5.1 yppl against teams that would allow 5.1 yppl to an average team) and they'll probably struggle a bit against a good Dolphins' defense that is 0.3 yppl better than average (4.6 yppl allowed to teams that would average 4.9 yppl against an average team). However, Miami's offense is 0.5 yppl worse than average for the season and they've only been slightly better in Joey Harrington's two starts at quarterback (5.1 yppl against teams that would combine to allow 5.5 yppl). The Packers are 0.5 yppl worse than average defensively (6.1 yppl allowed to teams that would average 5.6 yppl against an average stop unit), but they are only 0.1 yppl worse than the Dolphins' attack. Overall, my math model favors Miami by 3 ? points and the Dolphins also apply to a negative 22-51-1 ATS non-division home favorite situation that plays against bad teams as home favorites after losing consecutive road games. The situation isn't quite strong enough to make the Packers worthy of a Best Bet, but I'll consider Green Bay a Strong Opinion in this game at +4 points or more.
I agree beaner you gotta winner there.
Are you coming over to my house on Halloween? I really don't like trick or treaters. I'm sure your ugly mug will scare the chit out of them:scared :scared . I'll pay you handsomely beaner.
Good luck!!
kneifl
KNEIFL YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN DOWN ON MY LUCK LATELY AND MY LOVELY WIFE IS ALL OVER ME TO GET EMPLOYMENT.KNEIFL I CONSIDER MYSELF AND INVENTOR AND SOMEDAY I WILL MAKE A SCARE AND INVENT SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY WILL BUY.KNEIFL MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME OUT WITH MY NEXT INVENTION.HERE IN THE NORTHEAST WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH PIGIONS,RACOONS,AND SQUIRELS GETTING INTO ROOFS AND NESTING.KNEIFL ITS NO SECRET YOUR NOT THE BEST LOOKING GUY IN THE WORLD BUT I WANT TO TAKE YOUR HOMELY FACE AND PUT IT TO WORK I THINK WE CAN MAKE MILLIONS KNEIFL AND YOU WILL GET A PERCENTAGE.HERE IS MY PLAN KNEIFL.
I GET A LIFE LIKE MOULDING OF YOUR FACE I MAKE IT INTO A PLASTIC HEAD AND WE PUT IT ON THE ROOF TO SCARE AWAY THE RACOONS AND PIGIONS KNEIFL I KNOW YOUR FACE WORKS ON HUMAN BEINGS BUT IF MY INVENTION IS SUCCESSFULL WE WILL STRIKE IT RICH.COULD YOU IMAGINE THE LOOK ON THE RACOONS FACE AS HE IS HEADING INTO YOUR ATTICK AND HE COMES FACE TO FACE WITH KNEIFL:scared THE GOD DAM RACOON MIGHT FALL OFF THE ROOF IN FEAR.ALSO THINK ABOUT THIS IN THE OLD DAYS FARMERS USED SCARECROWS TO SCARE OFF CROWS I HAVE A FEELING THE NEW KNEIFL FACE WILL WORK A LOT BETTER.
SO KNEIFL ALL I NEEED IS YOUR PERMISSIOIN TO PATTERN YOUR FACE AS A DUMMY AND YOU AND ME ARE ON OUR WAY KNEIFL YOUR FACE IS WORTH MILLIONS I ALSO WANT TO PATTERN A HALLOWEEN MASK WITH YOUR FACE I THINK IT WILL BE A BIG SELLER.ALL MASKS HAVE TO HAVE A NAME WITH YOUR KNEIFL I THINK WE SHOULD JUST STAY BASIC YOUR MASK WILL BE CALLED (THE MORON) IT JUST SOUNDS REALISTIC
KNEIFL IF YOU SEE YOUR BUDDY TERRY RAY I WANT TO MAKE THE SAME OFFER TO HIM :scared
I GET A LIFE LIKE MOULDING OF YOUR FACE I MAKE IT INTO A PLASTIC HEAD AND WE PUT IT ON THE ROOF TO SCARE AWAY THE RACOONS AND PIGIONS KNEIFL I KNOW YOUR FACE WORKS ON HUMAN BEINGS BUT IF MY INVENTION IS SUCCESSFULL WE WILL STRIKE IT RICH.COULD YOU IMAGINE THE LOOK ON THE RACOONS FACE AS HE IS HEADING INTO YOUR ATTICK AND HE COMES FACE TO FACE WITH KNEIFL:scared THE GOD DAM RACOON MIGHT FALL OFF THE ROOF IN FEAR.ALSO THINK ABOUT THIS IN THE OLD DAYS FARMERS USED SCARECROWS TO SCARE OFF CROWS I HAVE A FEELING THE NEW KNEIFL FACE WILL WORK A LOT BETTER.
SO KNEIFL ALL I NEEED IS YOUR PERMISSIOIN TO PATTERN YOUR FACE AS A DUMMY AND YOU AND ME ARE ON OUR WAY KNEIFL YOUR FACE IS WORTH MILLIONS I ALSO WANT TO PATTERN A HALLOWEEN MASK WITH YOUR FACE I THINK IT WILL BE A BIG SELLER.ALL MASKS HAVE TO HAVE A NAME WITH YOUR KNEIFL I THINK WE SHOULD JUST STAY BASIC YOUR MASK WILL BE CALLED (THE MORON) IT JUST SOUNDS REALISTIC
KNEIFL IF YOU SEE YOUR BUDDY TERRY RAY I WANT TO MAKE THE SAME OFFER TO HIM :scared
COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE POST A PICTURE OF KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY SO WE CAN GET A FIRST HAND LOOK AT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.ONCE YOU SEE THE PICTURES YOU WILL REALIZE BEANTOWNJIM HAS A GOOD IDEA.LETS GET THE OPINION OF THE FORUM BEFORE I PUT THIS INTO PRODUCTION.
THE MASK AND FACE WILL BE A (BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION) MY COMPANY IS STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW SO MAYBE I CAN GET JACKSON WOODEN TO INVEST SOME DOUGH IN MY IDEA.WITH THE RIGHT INVESTORS I FEEL WE CAN MAKE MILLIONS.
THE MASK AND FACE WILL BE A (BEANTOWNJIM PRODUCTION) MY COMPANY IS STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW SO MAYBE I CAN GET JACKSON WOODEN TO INVEST SOME DOUGH IN MY IDEA.WITH THE RIGHT INVESTORS I FEEL WE CAN MAKE MILLIONS.
HEY BLOCKHEAD WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I SUCK I DID GIVE YOU THE OVER ALSO IN THIS GAME DIDNT I.YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE RIGHT PLAY I GAVE OUT I KNOW I SAID THIS GAME WILL GO WAY OVER THE TOTAL SO I WAS RIGHT ON ONE PLAY:shrug:
CAN WE PLEASE GET A PICTURE OF KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY I NEED A GOOD LAUGH AFTER THAT MIAMI PICK
CAN WE PLEASE GET A PICTURE OF KNEIFL AND TERRY RAY I NEED A GOOD LAUGH AFTER THAT MIAMI PICK
