In Honor of Blackman~~~ Write the Date.com profile...

[1%er]

Of the poster above you.

Loved Blackman's idea so I am stealing it!!

:mj07:

I will start with the Man himself.

Man Seeking Lovely ladies!!

Ever dream of the Jersey Shore!!

One well BlackMan Searching for the love of his life. Females preferred although will take requests from anyone with the last name Amato!

Loves Jersey Candy nug nug wink wink, as well as long walks on the shore.

Dislikes, anyone who diislikes da eagles!!

Bottom line, if you can fill the position of Biatch, please respond with photo.

Hand holding is optional!!!

Next...

 

[AR182]

his dates will be very surprised when they see that blackman is not black...but white...(lol).

 

[Blackman]

Of the poster above you.

Loved Blackman's idea so I am stealing it!!

:mj07:

I will start with the Man himself.

Man Seeking Lovely ladies!!

Ever dream of the Jersey Shore!!

One well BlackMan Searching for the love of his life. Females preferred although will take requests from anyone with the last name Amato!

Loves Jersey Candy nug nug wink wink, as well as long walks on the shore.

Dislikes, anyone who diislikes da eagles!!

Bottom line, if you can fill the position of Biatch, please respond with photo.

Hand holding is optional!!!

Next...

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

Loved the Amato line.

 

[no pepper]

1%er profile:

LIKES: prefer the slutty types, girls who spank themselves, girls with Barney fetish, former strippers, current strippers, strippers in training, nymphomaniacs strongly encouraged to reply. Like bubble hockey, spicy mustard and trifecta box.

DISLIKES: librarian types, girls who watch oprah, girls who read books and walk on the beach. Dislike vegetables, bras and joe theisman.

SMOKER? Smoke constantly, especially during second half.

DRINKER? When I?m not drinking coffee, I?m drinking.

IDEAL DATE: You come over in a French maid outfit and make me a sandwich with spicy mustard. I watch the flames/wild game and drink scotch whiskey. During commercials you spank yourself. You go out for ice cream and more scotch whiskey while I watch the Anteaters play UCal SB on big monday. You spank yourself and compile a spreadsheet with tomorrow?s hockey matchups. We have sex and then you sleep on the couch so I can spread out and your toenails won't hurt me.

 

[1%er]

1%er profile:

LIKES: prefer the slutty types, girls who spank themselves, girls with Barney fetish, former strippers, current strippers, strippers in training, nymphomaniacs strongly encouraged to reply. Like bubble hockey, spicy mustard and trifecta box.

DISLIKES: librarian types, girls who watch oprah, girls who read books and walk on the beach. Dislike vegetables, bras and joe theisman.

SMOKER? Smoke constantly, especially during second half.

DRINKER? When I?m not drinking coffee, I?m drinking.

IDEAL DATE: You come over in a French maid outfit and make me a sandwich with spicy mustard. I watch the flames/wild game and drink scotch whiskey. During commercials you spank yourself. You go out for ice cream and more scotch whiskey while I watch the Anteaters play UCal SB on big monday. You spank yourself and compile a spreadsheet with tomorrow?s hockey matchups. We have sex and then you sleep on the couch so I can spread out and your toenails won't hurt me.

Its like your inside my mind!!!

Very nice!!

:mj07: :mj07: