Goose, Happy Birthday.
I am flying out the Vancouver on Business next week so won't be around, but lots of things to do.
Where are you staying in Etobicoke, or downtown as well as what day of the week are in you town. Clubs in the downtown area tend to be less busy during the week but there are some that are busy on certain days.
The downtown core along Richmond street between University and West to Spadina has a ton of dance clubs. But again some may be closed depending on the night. This website gives you a good review of clubs and restaurants.
www.toronto.com
There is also an Adult section on that website where you can check out some clubs there.
If you want some quality strip clubs then in Etobicoke there are a few by the airport. But I would stay away as they are usually high price and low mileage if you get my drift. The Airport Strip is right by the airport but very very expensive.
Downtown the only one to go to is The brass rail or the Upper Brass on Yonge Street just south of Bloor is great. There is a great Thai place called Springrolls just down the street. Good Thai food. You can google them both for directions from where you are. Not high mileage clubs but nice ladies hang out there. If anyone sends you to Filmores (Bring some crack) or Zanzibar (bring some 8balls) don't go, not worth it at all.
For Your eyes only is not a bad strip club on King Street West. But again pretty expensive for an average night.
If while your in Etobicoke, You can head out West to a town called Mississauga and hit a place off of Dixie road just north of the 401 called Midway Invader. It is off a little side street called midway. You can stop off at any gas station on Dixie and they will give you directions. Nice ladies and good mileage. If you want the best mileage for your money, then I would suggest going to the Million Dollar Saloon just north of the airport. Again real good time there!!
While your in Hamilton, just get in your car, or rent one after you are done your meeting and drive half an hour to Niagara Falls. You can go to the casino and try to win some money, then for the nightcap head down to Lundy's lane. It is a street just off the highway, you will see the exit. There are a bunch of strip clubs there, Sundowner etc, where you will find some more talented ladies to amuse you. They are all pretty well within a five minute drive of one another, so it is pretty cool.
If you let me know the days and where you are I can give you some more details. There is also an amazing area on College street with a bunch of cool bars and clubs. You may want to check that out if you just want to chill out. Doc or Jake can probably give you more info on the College and/or St Clair area.
Just as a heads up, the cops all have the DUI patrol out almost every night. So be careful if you are driving, or just take a cab, worth it in the end.
Again hope this helps let me know if you have any other questions
Enjoy!!!
