Miami Southbeach help

Jaxx

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Headed to Miami Southbeach this weekend with the Mrs to catch the Jaguars/Dolphins game. Staying at the Park Central on Ocean Drive.
Can anybody familiar with southbeach direct me to a good place to dine and a club we can get into on saturday night? We like to dance and like most music except the hip hop scene. Would great if in walking distance. Never been to southbeach!
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gratzie on 7th and Washington is one of best italian restaurants i have ever eaten in moderate prices. you tell me what kind of food you want i will post places. hate to tell you sb has turned into a hip hop scene.
 

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hate to tell you sb has turned into a hip hop scene.

Thanks Ds. Should of known. Like italian, also like seafood and steaks. Do not really care to spend $200 on dinner as I am sure you can easily but would rather stay closer to $100 and eat some place unique to southbeach and somewhat upscale if possible. I am sure we will spend another $100 in liquor if we can find a club to get into lol.
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Wear shades so you can check out the phenomenal latin booty without the old lady busting your balls. Thongs everywhere and the Ass is incredible!
 

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Thanks Ds. Should of known. Like italian, also like seafood and steaks. Do not really care to spend $200 on dinner as I am sure you can easily but would rather stay closer to $100 and eat some place unique to southbeach and somewhat upscale if possible. I am sure we will spend another $100 in liquor if we can find a club to get into lol.
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rick grazie is perfect for a $100 dinner. promise you incredible food.
 

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Thanks guys. Looking forward to the babes and the beach. If you want a winner bet the Jags. They need this one bad. Do not see them losing.
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if you like seafood, Joe's stone crab, a South Beach Institution

Nice advice but you failed to warn him of the wait.

If you want to get there at 5pm you will still wait 30-60 mins for a table. If you any other time be prepared to wait 2 hours.

You can eat at smith and wollensky and make a reservation too.

Also if you just hit lincoln road there are so many restaurants to choose from.
 

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If any of you Madjackers have not been and get a chance to go. Definetly make it to South beach. I have been alot of places in the USA like vail, LV, Padre Island, Redriver N.M., Key west and others but I have to say this place takes the cake. Everything with in walking distance and party around every corner. Not to mention 80 deg's in december. Make sure and hit the beach as I got a big surprise as about 1 in every 25 chicks were sun bathing topless. Yea baby.That is what I call paradise. Oh and the jags kicked ass also to round out a great weekend! Somewhat on the pricy side as the Mrs and I spent over a grand($195 on one meal did not no the drinks were 16$ apiece and had six). But I shall return!!!!:SIB
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I went down in the summer, oye vey...........good place, but no more red bull and vodkas, they = trouble plus the $130 bill handed my way, and it was only me on the tab:shrug:

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I went down in the summer, oye vey...........good place, but no more red bull and vodkas, they = trouble plus the $130 bill handed my way, and it was only me on the tab:shrug:

glad you had a good time

I know what you mean dice lol. The first place we walked in was Mamba's. Ordered two tropical drinks and the bill was close to $30. The eye candy was amazing though. There was also some guy walking around in the bar with two parrots. He came over to us and ask if we would like to hold them or pet them and of course take a picture with them for a price lol. I did not want to hold a dam bird but my wife did and was in her bikini top and the parrot bit her on the tit and broke the skin lol. Needless to say the parrot man got no money.:mj07:
 

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How do you rate the Poontang? I have heard the booty is incredible with hot latin ass all over the place.
 

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How do you rate the Poontang? I have heard the booty is incredible with hot latin ass all over the place.


lets just say they are in shape from all the swimming they had to do to get here.......that was wrong....but lots of South American spice....i practically got raped on the dance floor from this colombian chick.....she unbuttoned my shirt all the way down and was taking it off and kissing my neck........they may say "Buenos Dias", but the only thing running thru my head was "Beans and Diseases"......so i told her i had to take a leak
 

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How do you rate the Poontang? I have heard the booty is incredible with hot latin ass all over the place.

The woman were hot as hell. All of them trying to be the hottest chick at southbeach. There is alot of rich bitches running around with all there Versace clothing and crap. Quite a site. Could not get over the topless women on the beach.
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where did u wind up eating ?

Did not get over to the Italian place like I had planned but ate at Quinns in the hotel. The lobster dish was very good but the bill with tip was $212 so on Sunday before and after the game we ate at Johnny Rockets right on the ocean drive. The hambugers were very tasty with a cold beverage to wash it down. Recommend it highly if on a budget!
 

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Gonna be there over New Year's. Anyone else have any dining and club suggestions. Looking in the range of $75-$100 for the both of us and a fun place to go afterwards, not really a big dancer though. Only going to be there one night as we are just stopping off before we head down to the Caribbean. Do any of the restaurants take reservations?
 
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