Get the holidays started!

[Agent 0659]

Vinnie, Frelancc, and BDB died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.



"In honor of this holy season,"Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

Vinnie fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. ?It represents a candle?, he said.
?You may pass through the pearly gates?, Saint Peter said.



Freelancc reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said ?you may pass
through the pearly gates.?

BDB started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with
a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

BDB replied, "These are Carols."






And So The Holiday Season Begins....

 

[vinnie]

Only in California could there be a guy named Carol

 

[yyz]

Only in California could there be a guy named Carol

Then he would have pulled out briefs, pointed at Vinnie, and said, "These are Hymns."

:com:

 

[freelancc]

pointed at Vinnie, and said, "These are Hymns."

:142smilie :142smilie

 

[pd1]

Then he would have pulled out briefs, pointed at Vinnie, and said, "These are Hymns."

:com:

Thats a classic.:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[IntenseOperator]

I figured Vinny would have dropped his pants and said, "Mistletoe".