First I am going to wake up entirely too early because my mouth will be dry and my head hurting from the overindulgence of Warsteiner from the night before. Drink a gallon of water, go back to bed. Spend the rest of the day alternating between complaints and Crown Royal on the way to girlfriends Mother's house where I will most likely vomit in the back yard as I did last year, tell her brother that he is a degenerate, like last year, pay as little attention as possible to increasingly staggering amounts of alcohol I am ingesting until her mother asks me to leave again, and then throw up down the side of the girlfriends ford and top that off with a midnight naked romp in the yard screaming at barking neighbors dog, drunk, obnoxiously drunk and loud at which point girlfriend will get pissed beyond reason and go to mothers house for the night and talk shit about me while I sleep on the bathroom floor in a pool of my own expectorate. Kicks ass.