You stink!

[snoozer]

Funniest thing is to see these newbies come strutting in like they own the joint-- and see the regulars working out with what looks to be not much weight--and the newbie procedes to grab the next bench over, toss a plate on each side of the straight bar and without warming up lays down and with horrible form maybe manages to get the weight up 4-5 times...


I know what you mean... this drives me crazy. Just last night, I was watching a guy do arm curls. The guy has 50pd weight in each arm. He is using pure momentum to get the weight up... no fluid motion, no stopping at top and bottom, just swinging them up and down. Normally, I could care less, I just laugh at em. What was annoying is that he had someone with him and was 'showing' him how to do different things.

I just keep telling everyone that fat is in this year

 

[The Sponge]

all the serious hunters I know actually bathe before the morning hunt, and if they go back out in the afternoon, bathe again. They do it with special soap that doesn't have all the perfumes, but it lathers like the rest and does get you clean. If this guy stinks this bad, I doubt he's killing much.

PS I can do all the animal noises too.

Six he is a world class hunter its all he lives for. How long ago has this soap been around? This is about eight years ago. This guy won't even hunt with a rifle anymore. Just a bow. One time he came up to the job with deer jerky and i was afraid to eat it because i could just see him making it with sweat dropping off his brow into the mix. Kept pushing me to taste it so i had to and it was really good. His ground deer meat tasted like mildew to me but it taste like that every time i had it. Unfortunately one of my greatest gifts is the sense of smell. I can smell stuff that others can't. It drives me nuts sometimes. The worst is spotting someone on the bench-press with bad breath. then they swear all they had was a salad but its the garlic in the dressing i always smell. I dont work with the guy anymore but i know a few who do so im gonna ask them about him and see if he knows about this soap. I doubt if he would even try it.

 

[yyz]

Jesus Christ! I didn't know this thread was going to turn into a fukking "meeting"! Where's my doughnut?

I hope you all "exercised" your demons......


No......This guy is a regular down there. I see him often enough. He's no resolution guy. I have just never been that close to him, or (god willing) this was just a one time offering!

I have to give the guy the benefit of the doubt. I'm just chalking it up to him not taking the sweats home, and re-using them.

Believe me.......I will report back to the contrary!

He's no fat-ass, either. He's actually got a gimp leg, but the fukker puts out on that mill! For that....I give him serious ups. He struggles like a bitch, and I think that's why he sweats so much, but I am definitely gonna tell him to clean it up if I get a whiff of him today!

 

[jr11]

Been working out now for about 15 years and mostly hard core weight lifting. Never really make my way over to the cardio room, and can't attest to your situation, however the gyms are full of f-cked up people...

As for the locker rooms, I don't think I would ever shower, shit, or piss in any of them. About 10 years ago in a Ballys outside of Cleveland, the manager one night had to revoke a guy's membership because he was caught washing his rod a little to fast. Enough for me, a full body of armor couldn't make me go near them. I would rather shit my pants than sit on one of toliets.

And yes, isn't always the fat guy that sweats the most or happens to be right next to you? If I ever break a sweat working out you would smell vodka.

jr11