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kneifl

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On vacation Staying in a spa villa suite getting the royal treatment. The golf is amazing down here, 2 courses by Nicklaus and one by Norman on the property. Too bad Jack and agent aren't near by - we'd probably get drunk and play 18 holes. Went to an amazing mexican restaurant last night called La Casita. Going on the tram today that takes you around some scenic overlooks and then might head off to the casino for a while.

http://www.laquintaresort.com/

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HEY KNEIFL HOW MANY GUESTS LEFT WHEN YOU ARRIVED.THE KIDS PROBABLY THOUGHT YOU WERE A MONSTER AND EVERYBODY LEFT THE RESORT AREA.KNEIFL I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON VACATION WITH YOU BECAUSE I KNOW WE WONT HAVE A PROBLEM GETTING ANYWHERE BECAUSE EVERYBODY THINKS YOUR THERE TO HAUNT THE HOTEL:scared

KNEIFL HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE TO HAUNT A HOUSE:shrug:
 
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Agent 0659 said:
Are you going to start notifying us when you eat, sleep, wake up, take a shit, etc.?

Geezus who gives a fukc?

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he rested his cheeks on this, last night
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he just ordered 3 for the house
 
Agent 0659

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Soon to follow threads:

I just fed my dogs

I just took a piss

I just butt fukced a guy

I just fell in love with a man

I just jacked off to Tony Romos picture

blah, blah, blah


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kneifl

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Agent 0659 said:
Are you going to start notifying us when you eat, sleep, wake up, take a shit, etc.?

Geezus who gives a fukc?

:shrug:
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Someone must have woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I was trying to be friendly in a friendly forum. Oh, and BTW you're much worse. Agents soon to follow threads:

I just took it in the end from Peyton Manning.

Should I get a kirby vacuum since I have cum stains all over my carpet?

I can hit par at Augusta I bet you $10K:142smilie :mj07: :142smilie

Did I or didn't I ask HH back to my room in Vegas:com: :com:

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Relax Kneifl, Agent is what we call an "attention whore", among other things.

If a thread isn't about him or how much better he is than someone else then the thread must be insulted.

Sorry man those are the rules, you really should read the Term Of Service before you join a forum.
 
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penguinfan said:
Relax Kneifl, Agent is what we call an "attention whore", among other things.

If a thread isn't about him or how much better he is than someone else then the thread must be insulted.

Sorry man those are the rules, you really should read the Term Of Service before you join a forum.
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Agent 0659

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Surely you don't compare playing the #1 rated golf course in America to another nauseating thread about Kneifls life.

Geezus Smurph tell me you can tell the difference!!

Please!

:SIB
 
smurphy

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We drove up the Oregon coast from California on the 101, through the Redwoods and such. We have still been traveling since pre Vegas .
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OK, Vyrrus. Were you driving the car your girlfriend bought you?

Had a nice room with a view (kinda) of the course and Pacific.
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That's terrific.

Anyway, was paired with a nice man and his 5th grade son.
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Wow.

Weather was overcast and about 55 degrees with a light mist and fog
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Really? What was traffic like that day? ....Did the fog frighten the 5th grader?

I hit one shot on a par 3 40 yards right of the pin, (30 yds right of the green!) and when we arrived at the hole, there was my ball, about 8 ft for birdie! I birdied #1 and #3, and got to 2 under, and had visions of something special, but in the end the greens were too much for my rusty game. I got on the wrong side of a few pins and the result was an ugly 5 3-putts, and a retarded double bogey leading me to a 79 (37-42).
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:com: :com: :com:
 
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I was going to tell the story of the guy who "writes?" maps but got us lost in Vegas, but figured the golf was more interesting:shrug:
 
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Agent 0659 said:
I was going to tell the story of the guy who "writes?" maps but got us lost in Vegas, but figured the golf was more interesting:shrug:
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I knew where I was going, but took the scenic route because I assumed you wanted to spend as much time as possible in the glorious hybrid.
 
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