Careful what you say around kids......

Jake DeNiro

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Last night friends, and my wife and I were talking about how kids repeat things they hear and are very innocent about it. Have to share this funny story of my daughter and my mom. Years ago 3 friends and myself went on a fishing trip way in the wilderness with this hired guy Bob who lived in the wilderness. Long story short he would set traps and whatever he trapped he would eat. Well when we were there he had trapped a beaver and of course it was going to be his meal. When I got back home I was telling my wife about the guy and innocently she had said "he likes eating beaver, eek". "Did you any eat beaver" No was my reply, "would you eat beaver?" she asked...."I love eating beaver" was my reply. "When the hell did you ever eat beaver" she asks....."about 2 weeks ago" was my reply. She then caught on and I was cussed out....:rant2: All this time my daughter was in her room supposely asleep. The next day while she was on the bus with my mother she had said out loud "nanny my father likes eatin beaver". My mother was always one for encouraging my daughters to speak, so she was going along with my daughter not knowing what "beaver" meant. My mother was telling us the story not realizing what she had done. She had said she asked my daughter "when did your dad eat beaver" and she replied "about two weeks ago and my mom sounded mad" Again my mom not realizing what she was doing had told us that "the college students around us were all smiling and some were laughing, I just told them that my grand-daughter is a real talker, and I never knew my son liked eating beaver, don't even know where he would get it except in the bush" She said the students really started laughing then......My wife and I are now looking at each other and we had to laugh...."mom stop, you're killing me"...:142smilie . If she only knew what she was telling everyone on the bus.....:142lmao: :142lmao: After she had left my wife ended up trying to :box2: and :mj15: me but......:nono: way. So be very careful what you say in front of your young ones....:mj07:
 

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Last night friends, and my wife and I were talking about how kids repeat things they hear and are very innocent about it. Have to share this funny story of my daughter and my mom. Years ago 3 friends and myself went on a fishing trip way in the wilderness with this hired guy Bob who lived in the wilderness. Long story short he would set traps and whatever he trapped he would eat. Well when we were there he had trapped a beaver and of course it was going to be his meal. When I got back home I was telling my wife about the guy and innocently she had said "he likes eating beaver, eek". "Did you any eat beaver" No was my reply, "would you eat beaver?" she asked...."I love eating beaver" was my reply. "When the hell did you ever eat beaver" she asks....."about 2 weeks ago" was my reply. She then caught on and I was cussed out....:rant2: All this time my daughter was in her room supposely asleep. The next day while she was on the bus with my mother she had said out loud "nanny my father likes eatin beaver". My mother was always one for encouraging my daughters to speak, so she was going along with my daughter not knowing what "beaver" meant. My mother was telling us the story not realizing what she had done. She had said she asked my daughter "when did your dad eat beaver" and she replied "about two weeks ago and my mom sounded mad" Again my mom not realizing what she was doing had told us that "the college students around us were all smiling and some were laughing, I just told them that my grand-daughter is a real talker, and I never knew my son liked eating beaver, don't even know where he would get it except in the bush" She said the students really started laughing then......My wife and I are now looking at each other and we had to laugh...."mom stop, you're killing me"...:142smilie . If she only knew what she was telling everyone on the bus.....:142lmao: :142lmao: After she had left my wife ended up trying to :box2: and :mj15: me but......:nono: way. So be very careful what you say in front of your young ones....:mj07:

Funny Story.....:mj07:
 

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Beaver in Sour Cream

1 Beaver, skinned and cleaned 1 ts Salt
1/2 c Vinegar 1/4 ts Paprika
1 tb Salt 1/4 c Butter
2 qt Water 1 md Onion, sliced
2 ts Soda 1/2 c Water
1/2 c Flour 1 c Sour cream

1. Soak beaver overnight in solution of 1/2 cup vinegar and 1 tablespoon salt in cold water to cover.

2. The next day, remove the beaver from the brine, wash and cover with solution of 2 teaspoons soda to 2 quarts of water. Bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer 10 minutes.

3. Drain and rinse beaver and cut into serving pieces.

4. Dredge each piece of meat thoroughly in the seasoned flour.

5. Melt butter in a heavy fry pan and brown the pieces of meat.

6. Transfer meat to a greased casserole, slice onions over top, add water and bake at 325 degrees F. until tender.

7. When meat is almost tender, add 1 cup sour cream to the casserole. Stir well and continue cooking until tender. Serves 4
 

VaNurse

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That was hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh out loud!

BTW, my ex-husband had friends who trapped. One night we were at their house playing poker and I opened the freezer for ice and found a possum wrapped in newspaper (tail sticking out). That night they had barbecue cooking in the crockpot and I wouldn't touch it until they swore it wasn't possum. After I finished my sandwich they told me that it was beaver! I must admit, beaver barbecue is damned tasty! :SIB
 

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my brother was in town last week with his 6 and 4 year old boys. one of my nephews has turned in to sammy the bull as he goes running off everytime there is a life infraction.

i asked my brother when this started and he said he didnt know but he told me that a few weeks ago he grabbed the kids from school and was heading to a restraunt to meet the wife when he laid down the law in the car ride.

he didnt think much of it until they were sitting at the table and the oldest says, "mom, dad said a bad word today."
Lorelei asked, "oh, what did he say?"
He replied, "Ass."
She then asked, "when did he say it"
He continued, "In the car, coming here, Dad said that if we didn't stop fighting, he'd pull over and beat our fvcking ass."
 
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