Worlds Shortest Books

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FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY


by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY BEAUTY SECRETS

by Janet Reno
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton :142smilie
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL



by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:







THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates





THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman


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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry



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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel


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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson


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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson


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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy



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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

 

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Jewish Business Ethics?

Eddie

 

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'What I Learned in College'
-George W. Bush

 

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My Experiences Outside My Bomb Shelter-

Co-Authored by Finnieus J. Sponge and G. G. Weasal.