BOYS I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN ALL MY LIFE.MY WIFE IS ALWAYS YELLING AT ME TO GET RID OF MY OLD CLOTHES AND CLEAN UP AROUND THE HOUSE.SO FOR THE LAST 5 DAYS I HAVE PUT ALL MY OLD GOLF SHIRTS SOME OF WICH I STILL WEAR AND PANTS AND SHORTS INTO A NEAT PILE TO GIVE TO THE SALVATION ARMY.WELL TODAY SOME LITTLE YUPPIE F-CK COMES TO MY DOOR AND SAYS HE IS HERE TO GET THE CLOTHES FOR THE SALVATION ARMY SO I POINT OUT HERE IT IS HELP YOURSELF I WAS ALL EXCITED THINKING I DID A GOOD DEED.THE F-CKING KID WAS ABOUT 25 YEARS OLD AND HE HAD THE BALLS TO SAY TO ME THIS ISNT WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR BUT THANKS FOR THINKING OF US.I WAS STUNNED DONT FORGET I HAVE BEEN WEARING THESE CLOTHES AS RECENTLY AS LAST WEEKEND AND THIS KID IS TELLING ME THAT BUMS WOULDNT EVEN WEAR MY CLOTHS.BOYS FUNNY AS HELL AS THE KID FROM THE SALVATION ARMY WAS LEAVING WITHOUT TAKING ANY OF MY CLOTHES (YURI) WAS JUST PULLING UP SO I SAID TO THE KID LOOK AT THIS RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR OF MINE HOW HE DRESSES HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THE HOMELESS TO DRESS LIKE HIM AROUND TOWN. HE HAD ON A TOMMY BAHAMA LOOK A LIKE SHIRT AND A PAIR OF PLAID SHORTS WE BOTH COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT YURI SO THE KID SUGGESTED THAT I ASK YURI IF HE WANTS THE CLOTHES.YURI TOOK THE CLOTHES MAN ITS GOING TO FEEL WEIRD WATCHING MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR WEARING MY CLOTHES AROUND TOWN I JUST HOPE THE KID FROM THE SALVATION ARMY WAS WRONG I DONT WANT SOMEBODY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO BE DRESSING LIKE A BUM.
WHAT THE F-CK I NEVER KNEW THE SALVATION ARMY HAD SUCH HIGH STANDARDS FOR THE HOMELESS. I SHOWED THE GUY MY SUIT WICH I WEAR TO WAKES AND FUNERALS AND HE SAID HE WOULD TAKE THAT AND I TOLD HIM FORGET ABOUT IT KID I AM GOING TO BE BURRIED IN THIS SUIT IT COST ME 325 DOLLARS
