BEARS SIGN NEW LINEBACKER

[Old School]

...in an attempt to improve the horrible defense that saw them give up an astounding 191 yards on the ground to "The Super Bowl Champion Indianapolis Colts" the Bears have signed free agent linebacker Alison Angel
Angel is expected to have an immediate impact on the team.
Sources close to Angel report that she is excellent at filling the hole and can even slide back into deep coverage.
The Bears hope she is the missing link that will get them over the hump and bring the Super Bowl Trophy back to Chicago.

 

[IntenseOperator]

and she can make excellent pierogi

 

[Old School]

had to look that up..

The Pierogi (a pocket in dough, filled with vegetables, fruit or cheese):00hour


now if she dust and does windows?