Kill the Lawyers

Eddie Haskell

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Thou shalt not bear false witness. Those who have been blaming lawyers for all the problems of the world at this forum have broken this commandment everytime they post.

Eddie
 

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Assuming all is true in this article--would appear to me that your taking about half of patients entitlements has had no effect--other than raise cost of malpractice insurance resulting in raising cost of medical care--as this article is dated in 4-2000.

Mosting interesting thing I noticed in article is continuous use your professions favorite word--may
--which is nothing more than speculation without facts--correct me if I'm wrong.

"Doctors May Be Third Leading Cause of Death"

The author is Dr. Barbara Starfield of the Johns Hopkins School of Hygiene and Public Health and she describes how the US health care system may contribute to poor health.

ect ect

With that being said I would hardly find it earth shaking that any profession that deals with life and death on daily basis would not have highest stats on mortalitity issues.:shrug:
 

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Assuming all is true in this article--would appear to me that your taking about half of patients entitlements has had no effect--other than raise cost of malpractice insurance resulting in raising cost of medical care--as this article is dated in 4-2000.

Mosting interesting thing I noticed in article is continuous use your professions favorite word--may
--which is nothing more than speculation without facts--correct me if I'm wrong.

"Doctors May Be Third Leading Cause of Death"

The author is Dr. Barbara Starfield of the Johns Hopkins School of Hygiene and Public Health and she describes how the US health care system may contribute to poor health.

ect ect

With that being said I would hardly find it earth shaking that any profession that deals with life and death on daily basis would not have highest stats on mortalitity issues.:shrug:

OH OH, think fast Eddie, you may be losing the jury.
 

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With that being said I would hardly find it earth shaking that any profession that deals with life and death on daily basis would not have highest stats on mortalitity issues.:shrug:


Yea I love stuff like this.

You know most car accidents happen within 1 mile of your house.

"Well you think,:shrug: hell all trips start and end at your house, I would hope so.

You know people that drown are usually by water.:shrug:
 

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I will have to say Eddie, between bites of barbeque will come up with something here,
that will put Dogs in his place, once and for all.
 

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Death with in mile of your house. Why would that not be true. Many have there hospital with in a mile of where they live.
Doc's now working 14 hours. See double after 12.
They should be knocking of many of us. Is that the hospitals fault or Doc,s. When hospitals keep Doc,s on staff that screw up over and over it's both. After all how many of you/us at our jobs can screw up big over and over and not get the ax.
 

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Scott--you'll have to wait a few days for Edward--he had small accident at dog park--

Believe when he found out peoples name--he went ballistic ;)

Florida Lawyer Sues Family Whose Dog Bit Nipple
Sunday, May 27, 2007

A Florida family has been slapped with a $1 million lawsuit from an attorney who claims their family dog chomped on his nipple at a dog park, the Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.

William R. Cohen told the Sun-Sentinel that he was viciously attacked by a two-year-old Jack Russell terrier at the Boca Raton dog park on March 31. Cohen is now suing the dog's owners, Steven and Michelle Bushouse, along with Steven's father James. The couple had adopted the dog, whom they named "Taz," a week before.

Click here to read the Sun-Sentinel story.

The Bushouses claim that Cohen scooped Taz up to break a doggie fight and got nipped by the territorial terrier.

"He was kind of like: 'Ow. That kind of hurt,'" Steven Bushouse told the Sun-Sentinel.

Cohen is suing for medical treatment, loss of income and for general damages for pain, suffering, physical disfigurement and "loss of sexual comfort and desire."
 

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Thou shalt not bear false witness. Those who have been blaming lawyers for all the problems of the world at this forum have broken this commandment everytime they post.

Eddie

Well, some also do blame Unions. The funny part is that the dopes that believe this don't realize that if both were gone there is only one group of people that will flourish the most because of this and they are called the rich. the same people who bring this stuff up so the pigeons can run with it.
 

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This is a direct quote from the follow-up article that was originally posted. It smells an awful lot like a money grab by the Family D.O. running the site.

#1) The first line is a huge cop-out. If an individual can come to me with a straight face and say "I had no idea that eating crap food, sitting on my ass, smoking, and drinking would lead to poor long-term health outcomes," I would have two thoughts pop into my head..........First, dont play poker with this person......second, when is your mommy picking you up?

Classic US mindset at work here. Take no responsibility for your own actions and find someone else to blame when the shit hits the fan (see Jack Russell lawsuit above; the Fat Bastard nipple rub must've been a go-to move in the sack before "Taz" gave that shyster a Nurple!).

#2) Prescription drugs of all kinds are poisons in their own way. Trust me when I say I can walk you down any grocery store medicine aisle and get 5 different OTC meds, spend $75 and kill someone. Now take these stats on drug errors and adverse outcomes from hospital administered meds with a grain of salt. Break them down case by case and I would put the total number of meds the patient is already taking at 5'. Think of it like running thru minefield where you know where the mines are......its easy to dodge one or two, but you start sprinkling them around and you are going to have an interaction, some severe. Couple that with the overall poor health of a patient that leads to long lists of medicines (one for my cholesterol, 3 for BP, one to sleep, 2 for pain, one blood thinner......) and its a recipe for disaster.

We try to minimize prescriptions case-by-case b/c of this brutal fact, but the inmates run the asylum in our system. "I feel bad, so make me feel better." Information is out there for all to see. I encourage patients to research what their problems are and the medicines they take. I encourage them to ask questions, even at the risk of having to run to the computer to get the answer myself if I don't recall it directly. Just don't forget the fact that this is info, not experience.


This article is general numbers-juggling. I know it was published in JAMA by a physician, but if you really belive that health professionals knock off 250K patients / yr, you're nuts. These hospital outcomes are multi-factorial. Admitted patients are sick, man. They all bring old problems to the latest pathologic process. Yes, we make mistakes. Yes, these errors can be avoided. Yes, we try every day to dodge these bullets. Bad things still, and always will happen. Much like a Major League ump, we live in a world where you are expected to perfect at the moment you are least ready to be perfect, then get better every day. We put in the effort early and often to gain the experience that allows us to do the right thing almost all the time. Our motivation is a passion for the process.


Counting college, med school, residency, and time on wire, I have put 14yrs into this business. Don't even remember my 20s except for that lovely anti-septic smell we all know. Roughly 35,000 patient encounters. You might be able to read Web MD, but we know what someone trying to die looks like.We are not just guessing and checking off boxes on the order sheet to cover our asses. The ball will go on the ground now and again, no matter if its the first patient of the day/nite, or the last after 10hrs of body blows (2 minutes for a mixed analogy), but we're not trying to kill you!! Have some faith that motivated, intelligent, compassionate individuals are in the business and here to help anyway we know how. If we had more say in the overall process, we would make sure that the right thing gets done every chance we got. Until then, I guess I will try to save the system one person at a time.


Have a safe holiday............Doc.
 

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Classic US mindset at work here...Take no responsibility for your own actions and find someone else to blame when the shit hits the fan...

We try to minimize prescriptions case-by-case b/c of this brutal fact, but the inmates run the asylum in our system. "I feel bad, so make me feel better."

Nice post, Doc. Like your honesty. There's enough issues there to sustain three or four threads.
 

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we could certainly survive without physicians.....but lawyers?........are you kidding?....

lol


it`s a bummer to see edward feeling so sorry for himself.....but,it was memorial day,after all...the day we pay homage to those that paid the ultimate price for our country...........

they paid the ultimate sacrifice so slip and fall and malpractice lawyers can disparage physicians and rape the good citizens of our country......

a wasted holiday as far as the edward`s of this country are concerned...


so heres a little sumpin` sumpin` to brighten edward`s spirits....

capt.ab3502fe9cee483ea64edfae45a6a49b.flag_vandalism_wxs103.jpg


seems some like minded citizens thought it would be a hoot to replace the american flags at a military cemetery with swastikas.....

enjoy,counselor....
 
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