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Police drummer rips band's "lame" concert

06/01/2007 2:00 AM, Reuters
Dean Goodman

The singer in the Police jumps like a "petulant pansy," the drummer is making a "complete hash," and who knows what the guitarist is doing?

Notes from a bitter critic? Actually, it's a disarmingly frank concert review from the aforementioned drummer of the newly reunited rock trio.

A philosophical Stewart Copeland unleashed his vitriol in a posting on his Web site on Thursday, a day after the band played its second show in Vancouver, the Canadian city where it began its first world tour in more than 20 years on Monday.

"This is unbelievably lame," Copeland wrote of Wednesday's show at the GM Place arena. "We are the mighty Police and we are totally at sea."

Most of the 20,000 fans at the venue might not have noticed a series of small flubs, but Copeland, singer/bassist Sting, and guitarist were painfully aware of them.

Copeland started the show off on the wrong foot, literally. He tripped as he took to the stage, and then banged his gong at the wrong time so that "the big pompous opening to the show is a damp squib."

He did not hear Summers' opening riff to "Message In a Bottle," and Sting in turn misheard Copeland's drum intro -- "so we are half a bar out of sync with each other. Andy is in Idaho."

They quickly recovered, but then Sting got his footwork wrong as he leapt into the air to signal the end to a shambolic version of their rat-race rant "Synchronicity II."

"The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," Copeland reported.

"And so it goes, for song after song," he wrote, with tunes such as "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" and "Don't Stand So Close To Me" reduced to ruin.

"It usually takes about four or five shows in a tour before you get to the disaster gig. But we're The Police so we are a little ahead of schedule," he said.

Fortunately, no fists flew backstage as they did back in the Police's heyday. The threesome fell into each other's arms laughing hysterically, Copeland said.

"Screw it, it's only music. What are you gonna do? But maybe it's time to get out of Vancouver."
 

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Fortunately, no fists flew backstage as they did back in the Police's heyday. The threesome fell into each other's arms laughing hysterically, Copeland said.

"Screw it, it's only music. What are you gonna do? But maybe it's time to get out of Vancouver."


Sounds like the checks are clearing
 

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Based on your title I thought you were talking about the Cubs.

Actually going to see the Police at Wrigley on 7/6. Can't be worse than sitting through a Cubs game.
 

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Based on your title I thought you were talking about the Cubs.

Actually going to see the Police at Wrigley on 7/6. Can't be worse than sitting through a Cubs game.

Nope! And you can only get pissed at three guys!
 

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I do believe I stated that this reunited gig with the Police was going to suck from the moment I heard it was coming. You know the funny thing is that the reason I knew this is BECAUSE THEY SUCKED WHEN THEY WERE NEW!!!!! They sucked in the schools choir, they sucked in band practice, they sucked every time I heard them in the frozen food section, the elevator, waiting room, my Grandmother's house on the clock radio........said it was so horrible it was the only thing that would motivate her enough to get up and turn it off.

The "Mighty Sting"? Who the fuhk died and called him mighty.......... Elton John? Any band, and I MEAN ANY BAND that does any cover of any Police song other than driven to tears ought to be banned from all bars and clubs where actual men hang out. Not petulant pansies that sing along when Stink "belts out" message in a bottle. Without a doubt the worst band except for Cake that ever made the airwaves. Jeeezus, I want to shower just thinking about those homos. Kind of like anyone that thought the lead singer from Rush was an awesome singer, who was that Geddy Lee? Good God man let your balls drop and then try to sing a rock song. Carrie Underwood is more hard driving then any of the above mentioned bands and she sings country. My God somebody get me a shot of Jack and some Black Sabbath in a hurry. I just snapped my fingers. I think this thread is trying to turn me gay already just thinking of those bands, I'm snapping fingers for chrissakes. Hell I would rather listen to the best of Slayer or Ronnie James Dio than one note of those guys.

Of course no fists were thrown backstage and they all embraced...........they had to to get any penetration. Fists thrown.............maybe up Stinks ass........I don't know did David Bowie have a backstage pass?
 

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Now, you're just being silly. I think more people than not liked a good share of their stuff. Sure Gordo could sound like he was whining a good bit of the time, but the music wasn't horrible.

Music, like food, can't be judged fairly person to person. If I hate chocolate, I'm certainly not going to sing it's praises to you, but people other than me will tell you otherwise.
 

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Now, you're just being silly. I think more people than not liked a good share of their stuff. Sure Gordo could sound like he was whining a good bit of the time, but the music wasn't horrible.

Music, like food, can't be judged fairly person to person. If I hate chocolate, I'm certainly not going to sing it's praises to you, but people other than me will tell you otherwise.


Good point. Well said also...............therefore I concede that my statements may not be based on fact but conjecture.

Also..............are we cyber pals again or do you still dislike me???? Just checking. I thought the David Bowie question was a legitimate one though.
 

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I don't really dislike anyone, especially someone I've never had the chance to meet.

I think Bowie might find himself too "busy" to attend a Police party these days. I'm sure he places his rank slightly above Sumner's.
 
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