I had a shit day today
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now now Bubbas1, let's be honest here pal. You edited your post today big guy. Earlier in it you mentioned that you were trying to hit on her and she turned into one of those know it all types which is not how it reads at present.
As far as the shit for brains .................I can be accused of alot of things but that ain't(this word recently added to Webster-Merriam English Dictionary so that should keep Jack happy) one of them.............sound familiar?
Also, I really don't give a crap what you do in your relationship. It may be a very strong one or not...........don't know...........don't care.......that is your life.......................... but let me assure you of one fuhking thing there big boy....................I am always fuhking funny.
The rest of it is just a bunch of fluff so if it upset ya then for that I am sorry, but that is what you wrote. See you are already having a better day today. I hope all your days are filled with happiness and joy, God Bless and all that other stuff.....I have to go to the lake. Hope this helps,
FDC
FDC, I would get the penis enlargement reversed, it's not serving you well at all. Just a thought.
Ok. That one I just didn't get. Meaning I am not being a big enough dihk? Did you read the post about the Canadians? Who's ass do I have to kiss to get some fuhking laughs around this place........sheesh.
FDC, times they are a changin here at MadJacks, you just can't get laughs like you used to. People are, for the most part, way too sensative.
You just have to decide which half you are willing to offend and go with it.
Good point...........but I was hoping to offend a bit more than just half. Alas, I guess I will just have to do my best.
Geez, I don't know. Has it ever been in style to publicly accuse a guy of wanting to cheat on his wife? I can see where Bubbas might take some issue with that. I make a couple dumb drunk jokes about Texas and FD is ready to go nuclear, yet accusing a guy of infidelity should just roll off Bubba's back?:shrug:
Some things to me are off limits to make a joke about. FDC post was one. Done with that subject.
Buddy...No need to apologise. Drive around Greenbay and you will run into the training trucks all over the place.
Went to 4 different stores yesterday and found the parts I needed. Couple of hours later and just about done...A gear that isnt suppose to come out does. Cant get it back in until the rocker covers come off and pressure is relieved from the valve. Wife was not happy. She just shook her head and walked away. Few more hours later everything is back together and the wife is happy again. No leaks and the fix seems to be working.
On a good note...wife has officially banned me from ever touching her bike again.:00hour
Buddy...No need to apologise. Drive around Greenbay and you will run into the training trucks all over the place.
Went to 4 different stores yesterday and found the parts I needed. Couple of hours later and just about done...A gear that isnt suppose to come out does. Cant get it back in until the rocker covers come off and pressure is relieved from the valve. Wife was not happy. She just shook her head and walked away. Few more hours later everything is back together and the wife is happy again. No leaks and the fix seems to be working.
On a good note...wife has officially banned me from ever touching her bike again.:00hour
Smurph,
First of all it was no drunk joke it was simply an observation. If you read the post carefully, or in your case have someone that can read it to you, you would see that I never accused him of infidelity. He simply stated that he wanted to hit on the hot bartender until she turned out to be a know-it-all and I said I was sorry he couldn't hit on the bartender. He posted that statement, not me hot shot. Whether he cares to admit it is on him. The last part of the post was not a joke either yet was dripping with sarcasm. In other words what would have happened if he had been successful with said bartender, most likely nothing because e was married, he was the one trying to make a joke about infidelity, not I, chief. I couldn't give two shits if Bubbas1 thinks I was drunk or you or anyone else, the FACT is that he edited his post to reflect something different after I mentioned it. His intent in his original post said that he wanted to hit on the hot bartender. That is what it said, period. I simply pointed it out that I felt bad it didn't work out for him and that his day wasn't all bad.
As far as the drunken jokes about Texas, go right the fuhk ahead, you don't live here. You don't visit here as we shoot French Canadians on sight, very easy to spot. You will probably never visit here and I only dwell here and have no real historical ties to the state so I couldn't care less what you say. You're French Canadian for chrissakes, why the hell would I care what you think of Texas??? The entire world disregards the French and the Canadians for that matter and their opinions what makes you think I am different. When was the last time anyone in the entire world thought or said........."You know who we should ask about this thing................Fuhking Canada..........they'll know what to do".
So you can go ahead and say what a drunken stupid off limits post it was or whatever the hell you want but our good friend Bubbas1 did change his post to reflect something completely different. I know he did it, he knows he did it, and anyone that read it before he edited, curiously immediately before he replied to me, hmmmmmmmm, knows he did it. Again, the onus is on him, he did not deny editing his post did he? Of course not, because he knows he did and wants the subject to die, the only post that was made in poor taste wasn't mine, I have no taste remember. So in closing ..............he wrote it I didn't. Ultimately, is it my business, absolutely not, which is why I was big enough to apologize if I offended him EVEN THOUGH I WAS CORRECT. So that is the real story. A non issue in my book but maybe Bubbas1 can come kick my ass or something or call me a drunk or whatever, thats fine. This is an internet friggin forum with a bunch of over sensitive, reactive and dynamic individuals that sit down and read the posts and extract what information they can comprehend from them and then generally immediately post something off subject and sometimes contradictory, so I am sorry if I don't always comply.
Smurphy,
Disregard the part of the post that said have someone read it to you..........I forgot that we were buddies now. So I retract that statement........................there isn't a whole lot I can do about the French Canadian thing, that stuff is too well documented. I would seem somewhat economical with the truth if I posted it any differently ya know?
Anyway, best friends for life pal. We are tighter than two nuts on a squirrel and I wouldn't want to jeopardize that.
HOpe this helps,
FDC
Disregard the part of the post that said have someone read it to you..........I forgot that we were buddies now. So I retract that statement........................there isn't a whole lot I can do about the French Canadian thing, that stuff is too well documented. I would seem somewhat economical with the truth if I posted it any differently ya know?
Anyway, best friends for life pal. We are tighter than two nuts on a squirrel and I wouldn't want to jeopardize that.
HOpe this helps,
FDC
i got your back bubbas!! you edited your post to how it now reads almost SEVEN HOURS before FDC's reply
might want to read this part again FDC
"Dont take this as I was wanting to hit on her..I just thought my day was looking up."
why do you keep accusing him of saying he WAS trying to hit on her?
and when i have time Bubbas, i'll fill you in on my shit day the day before with the first hand experience of a borderline F-2/F-3 tornado!!
might want to read this part again FDC
"Dont take this as I was wanting to hit on her..I just thought my day was looking up."
why do you keep accusing him of saying he WAS trying to hit on her?
and when i have time Bubbas, i'll fill you in on my shit day the day before with the first hand experience of a borderline F-2/F-3 tornado!!
Was actually waiting for someone to point it out. Just easier to let him rant about a lie he keeps saying. I guess if you repeat a lie long enough you actually start to believe it.
As long as everyone made it thru the tornado ok..all is good.
Any damage to your house from the tornado? Never been thru one and wouldnt want to.
wasn't at house, was at work in Muscatine, IA. it lifted off the ground when it passed over the building i work at (only dropping some very minor debris on cars)... crossed the road and went back down at the Wal-Mart across the street. lifted one of their air conditioning units off the roof and deposited it on a pickup truck in the parking lot, overturned 3 semis and demolished their garden center (but no other damage to their building). 4 restaurants about a block the other side of our parking lot took some major damage too..... i hear someone got a picture of 3 cars from a nearby toyota dealership all up in it at once but haven't seen the picture yet. do know that there was one toyota at the corner stacked on top of another car that was driving on the highway at the time. wasn't anything i would have liked to have been outside for, THAT'S FOR SHOULD!!!!! don't know how that KS/OK etc.... people can deal with the F-4's and 5's YIKES!
Just because I posted at a certain time did not mean I didn't or couldn't have read it earlier, which is not what I did. If you haven't noticed, he did not deny the edit nor its original verbiage when I stated it. You know why? I am making this post at exactly 2:24 a.m. Central time but I assure you that the time will be reflected as somewhere around 8:30 am, don't know why it does that, don't know why, just does. I don't really care what anyone believes or what they think happened as it means absolutely nothing. That disclaimer was put in after I pointed it out. Absolutely NO doubt about it. I know it, and you can be damn sure he knows it, still has no bearing on anything as I don't care now, didn't care then, won't care in the future. I am quite sure that Bubbas1 is the best husband ever, you can tell just by reading his original post, oh thats right it no longer exists only the part where I fabricated some unbelievable story in an effort accuse a person that I have no idea who he is of infidelity. Yepper, you guys caught me red-handed, thats just how I roll. Remember Annie its 2:28am now, wonder what time the post will say I edited?
A friendly suggestion though Annie, let him come to his own defense before you do. Sometimes there are reasons people don't respond, lots of reasons.
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Hey kettle your black.........Dude I don't care but don't call me a liar, you weren't waiting for anyone to point it out because that would have been the first thing you said in your reply. "Re-read my post shit for brains", or something to that affect. As far as believing your own lies that is true because you are lying and you fuhking know it. Off limits my ass you posted it big guy and I told you I was sorry if I offended you once I won't do it again as now you have really pissed me off with this whole "I was waiting for someone" bullcrap. You cannot honestly believe that anyone with any common sense would believe that you would supposedly let me sit here and, in your words not mine, "accuse you of infidelity", all the while you wait while someone else points out the one and only thing that would make my story implausible. Are you friggin kidding me? Just how gullible do you think I am? My gosh look at your initial reaction first words out of your keypad were shit for brains and you leave out the fact that you never posted what I said you posted in the hope that someone would point it out later? I call Bullshit. Call me all the names you want but the truth is exactly as I stated it isn't it Bubba. That is what it said before you edited it isn't it? See now it's even to late to man up to it because you would look like even a bigger heel.
If not that Bubbas1, the what pray tell, did you edit exactly? Please, fill us all in. I mean you were so quick to call me a liar this should be very easy, just make up some more bullshit to cover your tracks. And you have the nuts to try to put the onus on me. You know goshdarn good and well I am not lying and I am not going to accept it. Sorry dude, no can do. As I said before, don't know you and I don't care, just don't take me for stupid. It rarely works out well. Also check the time on this post too because I made it at 250am on the button.
Good luck and good health
You are on complete tilt now. Did you bother to check what time you edited your post to Bahamamama. The edit part is only off by a few minutes..not hours. You didnt make your 1st post until hours after mine. Edits were only done 10 minutes after my original post. Didnt feel I had to defend myself about what time the post was edited when anyone could just look back and see it wasnt true.
All I know is your are either completely wrong/mistaken or a liar..take your pick. I never said I was looking to pick up on the bartender.
It looks like you screwed up and are now trying to justify it..no matter how wrong you are.
I am now done with this.
All I know is your are either completely wrong/mistaken or a liar..take your pick. I never said I was looking to pick up on the bartender.
It looks like you screwed up and are now trying to justify it..no matter how wrong you are.
I am now done with this.
yea dude it says I last edited the last post at 904am today.........well its not even 9a here yet and the only reason I edited that post was because of a misspelled word not what time will this post say lets see.
