Church Collection Plate Joke

[buddy]

A twenty dollar bill and a one dollar bill were being pulled out of circulation.

While on the conveyer belt headed for the dumpster, they had a chat about their lives.

The twenty said it had vacationed in the Alps, dined in Paris and been on shopping sprees in New York.

The one said it led an uneventful life, spending most of its time being thrown into a church collection plate.

The twenty said, "What's a church?"

 

[Dead Money]

I don't get it...shouldn't God make em all hundreds?

I don't get it...shouldn't God make em all hundreds?

I was raised Catholic. (not by choice)...even at the age of 10, it always amazed me that our church's senior priest, Father Kinkle, had a Shiney New Black Caddy...now wonder how many lol's (little old ladies) went hungry....

And he didn't drive!!!! He sure did look good in it though.....kinda like the Pope...

I like the Baptists..they get so wrapped up in their fervor and self-righteousness, they pass the hat twice...

 

[kosar]

I like the Baptists..they get so wrapped up in their fervor and self-righteousness, they pass the hat twice...

:142smilie

 

[Penguinfan]

Buddy

I just went ovet to the Christian Today forum and posted some baseball picks, let em know what you think.



Good move turning off your reputation box.

 

[buddy]

Good move turning off your reputation box.

Sorry to disappoint you, but I never touched the reputation box.

 

[gardenweasel]

well,i did.....i`m a "buddy guy"...always have been...always will be.... (in spite of the fact he insists on sporting a james traficant-like doo)