(Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle Went to Town")
"Garden Weasel went to town,
Chock full of baloney
"Garden Weasel went to town,
Chock full of baloney
Fourth Of July Poem (need help)
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Will have to throw back some brews and try to top this one...I don't know that I can. Well done!
"Garden Weasel went to town,
Chock full of baloney
saw a man who had no feet,
and asked,"got any shoes you`re not using" ....
Chock full of baloney
saw a man who had no feet,
and asked,"got any shoes you`re not using" ....
I have to admit, being a Christian, I opted to remain kind and restrained myself from using the more patriotic "Garden Doodle".
Sorry Buddy. Try the power of prayer. I hear that God can rid songs stuck in your head.
Or give the song an ending. Even if it's not the real ending, just hum one of those typical song ending type noises. That's always worked for me.
Or give the song an ending. Even if it's not the real ending, just hum one of those typical song ending type noises. That's always worked for me.
You're right.
Proverbs 16:3
"Commit thy works unto the Lord, and thy thoughts shall be established."
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Fourth Of July Poem (need help) ............................U Got It !!!!!!!!!!!
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(Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle Went to Town")
Aint I DA LYRICIST>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"Garden Weasel went to town,
Chock full of baloney
Stuck a moonbat up his ass,
voted for Giuliani.
Praise The Lord and
Pass The Loot
Aint It Just a Fricken Hoot
"Followed Buddy's football picks,
Then Lost all his money"
I still tithe my 10%
Even though cant pay the rent
Jesus save me from this bent
Else I'll be livin' in a fricken tent
Praise the Lord and
And Pass The Loot
I just sold by Cowboy Boots
Stick that Prayer note up ur A**
I'm so broke cant Pass no gas.
From "The Book of Hammer" chapter 16 verse 7....................
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Fourth Of July Poem (need help) ............................U Got It !!!!!!!!!!!
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(Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle Went to Town")
Aint I DA LYRICIST>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"Garden Weasel went to town,
Chock full of baloney
Stuck a moonbat up his ass,
voted for Giuliani.
Praise The Lord and
Pass The Loot
Aint It Just a Fricken Hoot
"Followed Buddy's football picks,
Then Lost all his money"
I still tithe my 10%
Even though cant pay the rent
Jesus save me from this bent
Else I'll be livin' in a fricken tent
Praise the Lord and
And Pass The Loot
I just sold by Cowboy Boots
Stick that Prayer note up ur A**
I'm so broke cant Pass no gas.
From "The Book of Hammer" chapter 16 verse 7....................
I guess I will chime in with an effort. Click this LINK for the background music and sing along.
Garden Weasel went to town
A-chock full of baloney
Stuck a moonbat up his ass
Then voted for Gulianni.
Gardenweasel keep it up
Gardenweasel dandy
Mind your manners with DTB
And with The Sponge get randy.
Smurphy and Kosar went town
Just for the neocon benefit
There they heard Rush?s speech
As thick as Weasel?s bullshit
Gardenweasel keep it up
Gardenweasel dandy
Mind your manners with DTB
And with The Sponge get randy.
There was Captain Tinfoil Hat
Also known here as bryanz
Preaching his vision of the world
And how Dubya should be fryin?.
Gardenweasel keep it up
Gardenweasel dandy
Mind your manners with DTB
And with The Sponge get randy.
Garden Weasel went to town
A-chock full of baloney
Stuck a moonbat up his ass
Then voted for Gulianni.
Gardenweasel keep it up
Gardenweasel dandy
Mind your manners with DTB
And with The Sponge get randy.
Smurphy and Kosar went town
Just for the neocon benefit
There they heard Rush?s speech
As thick as Weasel?s bullshit
Gardenweasel keep it up
Gardenweasel dandy
Mind your manners with DTB
And with The Sponge get randy.
There was Captain Tinfoil Hat
Also known here as bryanz
Preaching his vision of the world
And how Dubya should be fryin?.
Gardenweasel keep it up
Gardenweasel dandy
Mind your manners with DTB
And with The Sponge get randy.
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utterly amazing,judge.......two snaps.....and a bag of chips....you da` man...green box on the way...
i hate doing one about me`self..i`m not worthy........so being that smurph`s a scotsman at heart,i did a short one for the scottish cabbie that gave the jihadi doctor a beatdown....he`s more than worthy...
"there once was a fearless glaswegian,
who kicked a jihadi's groin region,.
he said, "no regrets,
that i did it, yet....
i'm missin`me` other bass weejun.".......
