Lucy, thanks for starting my day off with a laugh!
Quoted from my reputation comments: "You are a male nurse. You are gay."
Please don't tell my ex-husband that! Unlike you, I can spell and didn't select a gender-specific user name. Just for your record, I am female. :shrug:
I was playing the averages since you would represent the 1.0000000000000002% of females that frequent sports gambling forums. My bad. At least you have a decent shot of meeting your next ex husband here. Best of luck!