"It's a girl!.....Or boy......"

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I'm not sure, and I really don't give a fuk, to tell the truth.

I just know that my house got a nice "wake-up call" at 6:29 this morning by one of my GF's co-workers to say, "I had my baby!"

Whoop-dee-fuking-doo!

Guess what? The news would have been just as wonderful when the brat was two hours older!!!!!!

The first day in two weeks I get to sleep in, and I get this shit? Thanks for nothin'!

'Spose it will rain today for the first time in a month, too. That way, I can go shopping for this turd's gift with my ol lady, instead of golfing.........Oh, happy day!
 
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I guess that time was better than calling her a few hours earlier and saying get up here, I'm about to deliver! :mj07:
 
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I hear you yyz. Someone called me at 3am in the morning last night when both my wife and I were in bed. I answered the phone and it was a wrong number, needless to say I was fvkking pissed.

Hang in there, it's Sunday - your day will get better.

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shut up kid , yyz is trying to sleep.

Hey yyz, I heard when you play golf you hit
like a girl .....:142smilie
 
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yyz said:
I'm not sure, and I really don't give a fuk, to tell the truth.

I just know that my house got a nice "wake-up call" at 6:29 this morning by one of my GF's co-workers to say, "I had my baby!"

Whoop-dee-fuking-doo!

Guess what? The news would have been just as wonderful when the brat was two hours older!!!!!!

The first day in two weeks I get to sleep in, and I get this shit? Thanks for nothin'!

'Spose it will rain today for the first time in a month, too. That way, I can go shopping for this turd's gift with my ol lady, instead of golfing.........Oh, happy day!
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Just wondering if she asked you to be the god father would you have gotten all giddy and named it Agent? :142smilie
 
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yyz said:
I'm not sure, and I really don't give a fuk, to tell the truth.

I just know that my house got a nice "wake-up call" at 6:29 this morning by one of my GF's co-workers to say, "I had my baby!"

Whoop-dee-fuking-doo!

Guess what? The news would have been just as wonderful when the brat was two hours older!!!!!!

The first day in two weeks I get to sleep in, and I get this shit? Thanks for nothin'!

'Spose it will rain today for the first time in a month, too. That way, I can go shopping for this turd's gift with my ol lady, instead of golfing.........Oh, happy day!
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They didn't say "oh you should see how beautiful"...LMAO, slapping my knee, and looking up in the air, try it...you R2 ****en funny...:142smilie ....going to give U a green thing a ma jig, as if U give a ****....:142smilie
 
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hope u never have a kid in the middle of the night or better yet hope u never have a kid peiod.......father of the year material right here mr.yyz :nutkick here's your new avatar

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