For those of you with no fashion sense, let me educate you a little on the outfit. Keep in mind, TPaine normally prefers Dolce & Gabbana....
The blouse is a classic 1986 Bears Superbowl tee. This is especially impressive because it's the first year they were made in Laos - and they made just as many of the Patriots just in case they won. If you can find a 1986 Patriots Superbowl Champ shirt ....well, let's just say you'd be running in some very important social circles. Anyway, we're talking about 100% cotton. Sleeves or no sleeves, this shirt's durability is only matched by it's class.
The slacks are nothing to write home about. Armani - YES, but they've done better. Plus, these are wrinkled. Sorry, but that's no way to make an impression at the junkyard.
The highlight here is definitley the sandals. These were fashioned by 7-year old Indonesian children. 7 years is a great age - they have some strength, but are completely over the questioning stage. You don't want kids cobbling shoes and asking why the sky is blue at the same time - it really eats up quality work time and distracts supervisors. You can tell by the way the front of the sandal matches the toes that this is a quality shoe - accomodating with a splash of "hey, I'm upper class" mixed in.
I won't even talk about the hat. Oh mommy.