I can't believe this loser

Mr. Allen

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Ok, I realize that this is my first post here and all, but I like to bet on sports and found this site the other day. I'm glad to be here.

Now, let me tell you a little bit about a clown I found online that you may be interested in hearing about.

On the side, I like to do a lil ******** scamming when I have a bad week with the books.. its pretty easy, and I can't believe how gullible some people are. Well, just recently I have found the loser of all losers... I'm working this guy with my western union gig.... and he is such a dork!

He's obviously trying to scam me, but it isnt working. I've got him running circles around himself! I just keep cut and pasting the same line about "Hey I thought we had a deal" and he keeps on drumming up these hairbrained responses to me. He thinks I read them, but I just cut and paste the same line about the deal over and over again. He's spending a LOT of time sending me emails.. and frankly, I wish he would finally stop... I mean this is getting ridiculous. I stopped reading them and instead have my 2 14 year old boys responding to him. It keeps them occupied and out of my hair while I work on more scam victims.

And this guys is OBSESSED with his dog! What kind of a dummy lives in a fantasy world with his perversions and his dog? I know he's making it up, and I worry about what my boys might think reading it, but I just tell them to do the standard response and use it as a teaching point that there are some pretty screwed up people out there.

Well, enough is enough. I'm looking forward to joining the team here and share more stories about this donkey and his dog obsession.
 

Mr. Allen

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That is true you did say that. I trust you Mr. allen I do. but my wife you see it is that time of the month. And now you say you wont bother to send us a couple pictures of where bill will live and who with. Now we postponed our move to do this and my wife just hit me with a frying pan in the head.

She is convinced you will use bill to fight and he will suffer. If you can take care of sending these pictures I can talk her into it and we can get on with this thing mr allen.

bill is not a happy dog today almost like he thinks you do not want him now.

Please mr allen save bill and now i need you to save me as i trust you.

please make it a glory day

stu


See, now look at this stuff stu writes me. Either he is completely unintelligent and just doesn't get it, or he lets his wife beat him. I'm going to keep stringing this guy along and see if I can get his wife to whap him in the head with an iron or something.

Any of you fellars have an idear on how i can help lure him along and get his wife to knock some sense into him?
 

Kramer

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Mr. Allen, there is a poster here making fun of you.
I believe his name is Agent. Don't let that sum
bitch off the hook. :s2:
 

Kramer

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Agent, HH, Mr. Mel, Mr. Allen, how many f$ckin
computers do you have :mj07: :142smilie
 

Mr. Allen

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Mr. allen I guess we have no deal? If we CAN work anything out at this point, bill is not the only one that will need to come stay with you, my wife Roseanne is kicking me out because of all this! Can you take bill or not sir? If no I take bill and get rid of him. bill deserves to be with you.

Please help sir, i will do anything! The fat ass is throwing me out so I do not need to see your picture only she did. Are you not a good looking man is that the problem sir? I do not mind.

Please send a truck for bill.

stu


Ok, I've let this @ssclown hang long enough on this one. Anyone have an idea on how to keep him "in the game" he he he. His pig of a wife kicked him out. I should show you guys pictures of her, what a beauty queen!

I think I am going to tell him I an sending a very large, pampered luxury RV out to him to pick up him and his dog. Probably tell him to go to a local spot where non-hetero people hang out and have him wait there for me to come get him.
Can you boys imagine that? This stu bozo showing up at a non-hetero establishment with his german shepard in tow?

:142smilie
And this guy is so gullible he will do it... just a bet on the over/under hours that he sits there waiting for me to show!
 
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