Man accused of drunken driving on lawn mower

[IE]

bagged and mulched!!






VERMILION, Ohio ? A northern Ohio man is accused of operating a lawnmower while drunk.


The Vermilion man was arrested Friday night as he drove the mower on a sidewalk. Police say he drove the mower to a store about a mile from his home and was arrested on his way back. The lawn mower was towed.


Police say a breath test showed that his blood alcohol level was .144 percent, which is over the legal limit of .08 percent.


Police say it was the man's third drunken-driving-related arrest in six months.

 

[bullet66]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[taoist]

...you'd be surprised at how often people get arrested for DUI on a lawn tractor. I've also heard of cases where they arrested someone for DUI while on horseback.... :com:

 

[mode the lode]

isnt the size of a lawn measured by a 6 pack -- to a case , thats what we use to describe the size of a lawn.

 

[lawtchan]

I was working in a small rural town one day and saw and old man ride his lawnmower thru the drive-in teller at the bank.

I almost choked on my lunch I was laughing so hard :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[R-7]

My bar manager last year, while not drinking here, got a DUI while driving home in a white out snow storm. He hit a guy who was in the street with his riding snow plow. My bar manager was just over legal limit. The guy on the plow, twice that. Both got nailed. No one hurt, but snow plow destroyed, $2500 damage to the car and the guy flew like 20 feet, landed in a snow bank. No bs...

 

[no pepper]

Hey IE, I found a video of that drunk guy on the lawnmower you referenced in this old thread.

Pay close attention to the first thing he says when the cop walks up.

http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html

 

[lewehands]

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: My wife is gonna kick your azz !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :142smilie :142smilie :toast: :mj12:

 

[Taximike]

:142smilie :mj07: LMFAO :mj07: :142smilie

This can not be an actual video. It is too fvcking funny. "was i speeding" :142smilie
"i have to get my wife a beer, or she's gonna stab me in the face":142smilie

 

[lewehands]

This can not be an actual video. It is too fvcking funny. "was i speeding"

Ive seen worse :nono: :142smilie

 

[no pepper]

I think its real. Nobody can act that perfectly. And the officer is holding back his laughter when the guys says he's been driving for about two miles.

That officer quits laughing pretty quickly though when the dude stands up and starts whizzing right there. That's pretty funny internet stuff there.

"I KNOW MAH RIGHTS! I KNOW MAH RIGHTS!"

 

[lewehands]

It's real :SIB