Bowling or Vegetarian

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I dont get it .... Bowling

You throw a ball down the lane and hope to knock over as many pins as possible ?

And you call that a sport .

wtf :shrug:
 
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Nancyboy himself loves to bowl
 

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Actually, you try to knock down pins. And I call it a game, not a sport.
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yeh well at least nothing is shot and killed
during bowling by the rat bastid hunters.

oopsy
 

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does a fancy layout help to bring bowlers in who like to knock down these pins.


why do bowlers do it ? whats the fawking point :shrug:
 

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And dont forget you got to rent a pair
of these. And spray them first with a disinfectant
so you won't catch strephacocosstaph since
5,000 bowlers went before you
 

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Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface in order to knock down objects called pins. There are many forms of bowling, with the earliest dating back to ancient India. Origins can also be traced to ancient Finland and Yemen, and much later in 300 A.D. in Germany. In the US the best known form of bowling is probably the North American game of ten-pin bowling. This form, in both amateur and professional versions, is played around the world, making it one of the largest participation activities.
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I dont get it. Whats the point.
 

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And then you get to choose a ball and none of them fit your fingers, and on your first throw, the ball sticks to your thumb and you do in bowling terms a flyover. wtf
 
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So you head to the counter to rent your bowling shoes.

Counter - can I help you

You - Yeh I need a pair of bowling shoes.

CD - What size ?

You - 11 1/2

CD - We are all out of that size.

You - Well can I Just wear my tennis shoes

CD - No you will fawk up the lacquer on the ally

You - Well if I take size 10 they are way too small .

CD - Here's a size 13 , bowling shoes run big.

You - OK and you walk away with your clown shoes.

So you walk over to where yyz is sitting.

You - Hey yyz did they have your size ?

yyz - no, so I got a ladies size 7

You - yeh but their pink and blue


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wtf :shrug:
 
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they hand you a scoring sheet with no explanations of how to score. Well on a strike you get 10 pins, plus your next ball score, add in the split you got, and then the spare two rolls back
what are you just stupid.

:shrug: wtf
 

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well I think I understand one thing.

It's good you are learning from your own threads. May I point out one other thing - bowling and being vegetarian are not mutually exclusive things, whereas hunting and being vegetarian probably are. Maybe this thread should have been called: Bowling or Jainism (as I'm sure the Jains would object to bowling - who knows what kind of microscopic bacteria you are crushing when you put on your bowling shoes). Thought that might help.
 

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SixFive in action. SixFive once said
about bowling. For me bowling is like
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It's good you are learning from your own threads. May I point out one other thing - bowling and being vegetarian are not mutually exclusive things, whereas hunting and being vegetarian probably are. Maybe this thread should have been called: Bowling or Jainism (as I'm sure the Jains would object to bowling - who knows what kind of microscopic bacteria you are crushing when you put on your bowling shoes). Thought that might help.
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thanks for your help Hippo. I do learn alot from other peoples input. I think your right about the bowling and vegetarian thing not being in the same category. I think I was just trying to be
funny.

what else are vegetarians closey associated with ?

Hunting is to killing

Vegetarian is to ................?

thanks for any help on this understanding.
 

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1) DO yield the 'right of way' When two bowlers are on adjacent lanes, and simultaneously ready to bowl, the bowler on the right delivers first. The other bowler ought to remain off or to the rear of the approach area. This rule doesn't apply if the bowler on the left is shooting for a spare. If the rule is not followed , and your a hunter, well you know what to do.

2) DON'T take a practice swing with your bowling ball on the concourse or behind the approach. Wait until you are upon the approach itself before doing any practice exercises. And no jumping jacks.

3) DO be ready when it's your turn to bowl. Remain in your lane area while your teammates are bowling, don't wander off half drunk out of your mind and go hunting.

4) DON'T use an excessive amount of body gyrations at the foul line after delivering the ball. Confine your body 'English' to your own lane. No swiveling hips yyz. Do not flap your arms as your BO could offend other bowlers.

5) DO bowl immediately when it is your turn. Once you have your ball, assume your stance and start your delivery, it isn't necessary to wait for lanes on either side of you to be cleared before you bowl, just observe the 'right of way' rule. If your finger gets stuck in a ball, do not swing it wildly, just do the normal flyover and get some lubrication.

6) DON'T bring food or drink into the settee or bowlers area, a drop of liquid or any type of foreign substance spilled on the approach could cause a slip and serious injury. Do Not chew when your bowling as you could fall on your face.

7) DO wait until you have completed the frame before checking your score. Don't come back to the scorekeeper after the first ball has been rolled.
Keep your ass in gear and hurry up so other bowlers behind you waiting can bowl.

8) DON'T bench jockey while others are bowling. Friendly bantering is an accepted part of the sport, but don't overdo it. Be a good competitor.:scared :scared bench jockey !!!!:142smilie

9) DO return your bowling shoes to the counter control desk after bowling, and if you've borrowed a 'house ball' return it to the storage rack.:SIB

10) DON'T linger at the foul line after releasing the ball. As soon as your ball hits the pins return to your seat.:00hour
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Redsfann, hoping you pop in here w/ the "bowling" subject line!!

If you aren't doing anything tomorrow afternoon (besides watching football ;) ), Future Falcon Baseball is having a bowling fundraiser at Bowlmor from 2-5.

it's $10 for 2 games of bowling, (bacteria filled shoe rental included, so bring your own), a slice of pizza and glass of pop. $5 goes to the team, and $5 goes to Bowlmor.

Come on down for some beers and bowling and support your alma mater :D
 
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