Honesty Poll - Madjackers - Be real

Honesty Poll - Madjackers - Be real

  • I do not steal anything from anyone ever.

    Votes: 15 23.4%
  • I like to think I am honest but I am not.

    Votes: 20 31.3%
  • Stealing is second nature to me.

    Votes: 3 4.7%
  • I have a misdameaner conviction so big whoop.

    Votes: 10 15.6%
  • I have a felony conviction.

    Votes: 6 9.4%
  • I have stolen from family.

    Votes: 8 12.5%
  • I have cheated on my wife or girlfriend.

    Votes: 21 32.8%
  • If I got 10 grand overage from a book I would keep it.

    Votes: 31 48.4%
  • I have stolen under 500 dollars worth in my life.

    Votes: 12 18.8%
  • I have never been caught when stealing.

    Votes: 10 15.6%
  • If padding expense accounts is stealing, call me Tilly I am guilty

    Votes: 8 12.5%
  • I cannot even remember all that I have stolen in my life

    Votes: 7 10.9%
  • If a cashier makes a mistake and gives me ten bucks extra I keep it

    Votes: 18 28.1%
  • I have stolen gas at a gas station and driven away.

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • I have stolen from my friends.

    Votes: 6 9.4%
  • I have called in sick when I am really OK

    Votes: 32 50.0%
  • When your young stealing apples is OK

    Votes: 11 17.2%
  • I am a booster

    Votes: 6 9.4%
  • I have misrepresented myself on a job application.

    Votes: 10 15.6%
  • Stealing gives me a rush

    Votes: 5 7.8%
  • Hidden cameras would keep me from stealing.

    Votes: 9 14.1%
  • I have bounced a check when I knew no funds avail

    Votes: 11 17.2%
  • I am totally honest to my better half.

    Votes: 11 17.2%
  • If I could cheat on my wife or gf and not get caught I would

    Votes: 14 21.9%
  • People that say they never steal are liars.

    Votes: 19 29.7%
  • Taking small things from work is not stealing

    Votes: 17 26.6%
  • If I could rob a bank for 50 K and not get caught I would

    Votes: 20 31.3%
  • I have sold things to people when I knew they didnt work

    Votes: 3 4.7%
  • There are no honest people left in the world.

    Votes: 9 14.1%
  • KOD - Please do not mark anything in this area.

    Votes: 11 17.2%

  • Total voters
    64

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The Boys came up with this idea of finding honesty amongst gamblers.


So I am running this poll to see if we can get to the bottom of riding that fine line between
good and evil
 

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I steal and I?ve never been caught doin any of it, just got caught once when my girlfriend shoved razors in my pocket in an isle with a camera..so these methods are tested and have never gotten me caught so dont say its bullshit.

One good thing to do is you could wear a big jacket with big sleeves and slip stuff up your sleeves, or into your jacket.. Also when your taking something make sure your in an isle away from any of those black things which are cameras, and any other type of cameras. Actually act like your looking at something then like kneel down like bend down but not over like sitting up ya know? just go down and as your doing this put whatever it is your taking into wherever, i think it makes it a little less obvious incase theres someone at the end of the isle or something. Whatever your getting make sure you find the little white thing or it may be black, i dont know but find the sensor and take it off, if you cant find it you can wrap it in foil or put it in a potato chip bag. Dont really steal from big stores like walmart and stuff, like i steal 100s of dollars a month and dont get caught, but ive been caught once and it was at walmart. they have cameras everywhere, but if you really gotta steal from there, then some times they dont have cameras in the baby places. like they will, but in one isle all the cameras will be blocked, also in the gardening isles and the pillow isle alot of the time has no camera. Alot of grocery stores are really really easy to steal from, if its a real nice grocery store they will have cameras all over the place and it will be hard, but a cheap one usually has only cameras on one side of the store. you can always tell a shitty store from a good one so if you see a shitty one go there, the kroger here i always steal from and the brookshires and i find it that niether of them have cameras on the pet isle or the baby isle. i dont know about the ones where you may live though.if you go to the mall, usually none of the places there have cameras, and if you want some good incense or some hair dye or something, hot topic (yeah i know its gay and conformist and overpriced and thats why we steal from there, they have some cool shit thats not goth so just steal it) Them and Spencers are like really dark, have no cameras and not many people there. If you wanna steal some clothes from wal mart or somethin you can get some clothes and like hide whatever your takin inside the clothes your "trying on" then hide clothes under your clothes. Although if you had a jacket you could take a couple pairs of pants easily in an isle with no cameras..Also if your out of money and need cigarettes some tobacco shops like in the mall and probably some others have cigarettes like right by the door and you can just get a couple packs, put em up your sleeve, in your pocket, whatever and there you got cigs, you cant steal em from grocery stores and 711s..Also if your a pot smoker and you need a pipe and dont have money, you can look at my other egg about homemade smoking devices from household items or some tobacco shops have pipes right by the doors you can take, most of the time these shops have one camera pointed to like one side of the store. Also if you have boots, tuck em into your pants and bend over and you can stick small stuff into your boots fast and act like your tying your shoe or something.

Also..Leather jackets are really good for stealing shit. I often stick many things up my sleeves, and in both sides and in the pockets of my jacket all with stuff from one place. There big and bulky unless you got a small one..Oh and also you can put stuff down your pants that isnt obvious cuz they cant feel on your dick man.
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This is a booster in case you didnt know.

A very stupid booster but a booster nonetheless.

Would be surprised if he isnt in jail now.
 
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Can you spot the thief ? Who would
you hire if it were your business ?
 
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My dad was a alcoholic and still is but recovering after so many years.

I was about 15 and I was visiting him for the summer. We were driving down this country road
in a F350 pick up truck. He was drinking his Busch beer as usual.

He saw a pile of lumber stacked up in a field beside the road and he turned around. My Dad needed the lumber for something. A unknown project maybe.

He backed the truck up to it, and we began loading the wood into the truck. After about 15 minutes we were almost done when we look up and see a sheriffs car coming down the road.

My Dad immediately jumps up on to the truck and starts throwing the lumber off the truck.

The country sheriff who was not no dweeb, walks up real slow and says. What yall doing here.

My Dad said , we are unloading this old lumber.

The Sheriff said , oh no you aint dumping that here. Get that lumber back in that truck and get out of here.

So we loaded up the rest as the Sheriff drove away.

Does learning from the best make you a better thief ?
 

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Honesty Quiz

1. You?re shopping at a department store when you accidentally knock an expensive crystal bowl off the shelf. It shatters. You?re alone in the aisle ? no one saw. You?

a. Immediately find the store manager and offer to pay for the bowl.
b. Walk out of the store. Oopsy bitchs .
c. Immediately find the store manager. Point to
pt1gard and say you saw him deliberately smash the bowl. Laugh as security tases him in the nuts.

2. You?re taking a stroll when you see a stray $20 bill fall from the pocket of an elderly woman walking in front of you. She doesn?t notice the fallen money. You?

a. Pick up the money, and hand it back to her.
b. Pick up the money. Give her back 10 bucks the dumb old hag.
c. Pick up the money and pocket it. Kick the woman in the ars. Finders Keepers.

3. You are supposed to spend Sunday afternoon at your in-laws? house. Sunday morning, your friend calls; he has just won two tickets on the 50-yard line to the big game, and he wants you to join him. You?

a. Call your in-laws yourself and tell them you died and the funeral is today.
b. Tell your wife the truth. Ask her to tell her parents that you have a terrible migraine and couldn?t bear to crawl out of your dark room.
c. Tell your wife that your boss just called. It turns out there?s a big project due Monday morning and they?re really counting on you. Sorry?

4. You take your 13-year-old son to a movie. The box office cashier assumes that he is younger and charges him for a child?s ticket, a saving of $6. You?

a. Tell the cashier your son?s true age. It doesn?t set a good example to cheat, even passively.
b. Take the cheaper ticket, but explain to your son that in most cases, one should be honest.
c. Kick the cashiers ass for thinking your son is a fawking kindergartener.

5. You and your friend are metal-detecting for coins and jewelry on the beach. While he is taking a break, you find a money clip on the beach with $100 cash in it. You and your buddy agreed to split whatever you find 50-50. But now you?re tempted to keep the cash from for yourself. You?

a. Tell him about your find and then split the money evenly. It?s only fair.
b. Your kidding right . Sharing is for woman.
c. Get in the car and leave him and go buy a case of budweisers.

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My dad was a alcoholic and still is but recovering after so many years.

I was about 15 and I was visiting him for the summer. We were driving down this country road
in a F350 pick up truck. He was drinking his Busch beer as usual.

He saw a pile of lumber stacked up in a field beside the road and he turned around. My Dad needed the lumber for something. A unknown project maybe.

He backed the truck up to it, and we began loading the wood into the truck. After about 15 minutes we were almost done when we look up and see a sheriffs car coming down the road.

My Dad immediately jumps up on to the truck and starts throwing the lumber off the truck.

The country sheriff who was not no dweeb, walks up real slow and says. What yall doing here.

My Dad said , we are unloading this old lumber.

The Sheriff said , oh no you aint dumping that here. Get that lumber back in that truck and get out of here.

So we loaded up the rest as the Sheriff drove away.

Does learning from the best make you a better thief ?

Ha, I probably would have helped him throw it back in if I was the Sheriff. :142smilie :142smilie
 

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Recidivism

Of the 272,111 persons released from prisons in 15 States in 1994, an estimated 67.5% were rearrested for a felony or serious misdemeanor within 3 years, 46.9% were reconvicted, and 25.4% resentenced to prison for a new crime.

The 272,111 offenders discharged in 1994 accounted for nearly 4,877,000 arrest charges over their recorded careers.

Within 3 years of release, 2.5% of released rapists were rearrested for another rape, and 1.2% of those who had served time for homicide were arrested for a new homicide.
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It must piss cops off to have to re-arrest the same people over and over.
 

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we have 18,000 members here at madjacks and only 37 votes cast .


The polls are open , use your inalienable right and vote now !

If you dont vote you dont count !

we are beginning to look like The Boys personified.


we need 100 pollsters to make this a legitimate polling count
 
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My dad was a alcoholic and still is but recovering after so many years.

I was about 15 and I was visiting him for the summer. We were driving down this country road
in a F350 pick up truck. He was drinking his Busch beer as usual.

He saw a pile of lumber stacked up in a field beside the road and he turned around. My Dad needed the lumber for something. A unknown project maybe.

He backed the truck up to it, and we began loading the wood into the truck. After about 15 minutes we were almost done when we look up and see a sheriffs car coming down the road.

My Dad immediately jumps up on to the truck and starts throwing the lumber off the truck.

The country sheriff who was not no dweeb, walks up real slow and says. What yall doing here.

My Dad said , we are unloading this old lumber.

The Sheriff said , oh no you aint dumping that here. Get that lumber back in that truck and get out of here.

So we loaded up the rest as the Sheriff drove away.

Does learning from the best make you a better thief ?

Lol. That's The Best Plan.
 
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