Listen to your children...

volfan

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I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,"Daddy, look at this", and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied,
"What happened to my booger?"



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DOGS THAT BARK

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Thats a classic Vol :)

You ever drive on business trip--like north on I-65.
Been wanting to meet you for long time--not but a minute off interstate--would like to but you lunch or a beer sometime.
 

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Thats a classic Vol :)

You ever drive on business trip--like north on I-65.
Been wanting to meet you for long time--not but a minute off interstate--would like to but you lunch or a beer sometime.


Make sure he washes up before you shake hands.......The apple don't fall far from the tree, they say.


Or as grammy used to say:

"You plant corn, you get corn!"
 
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