Funny Story

[CANADA MAN]

A new grocery store opened up near my house. They are a chain here called "Sobey's". Early last week my wife goes into the bakery department to order my son's bithday cake for his party last Sunday June 22nd. Being the event planner that she is, she calls the store Sunday morning to confirm our pickup at 2PM. The lady says she has no order matching our name. My wife flips out and even reads the ticket number to her. The lady says please hold and comes back to the phone and says they made an error but the cake can still be ready for 2PM as planned - but makes my wife give all the cake info to her again (meaning they lost the order). The cake was ready for 2PM and all was fine.

1 Hour ago a lady from Sobey's called my wife to inform her the cake for Sunday June 22 is ready for pickup!!!! My wife politely informed her they need to get their shit together as today is June 26 and we already ate the cake!!

 

[77sticks]

I had this happen at another grocery store.

I called the store manager and got my next birthday cake for free.

 

[kosar]

This thread has, uh, potential.

 

[THE KOD]

Funny Story

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A new grocery store opened up near my house. They are a chain here called "Sobey's". Early last week my wife goes into the bakery department to order a cake shaped like a mythical large black dick.

Being the event planner that she is, she calls the store Sunday morning to confirm our pickup at 2PM. The lady says she has no order matching our name. My wife flips out and even reads the ticket number to her. She yells over the phone , I want that big black dick.

The lady says please hold and comes back to the phone and says they made an error but the cake can still be ready for 2PM as planned - but makes my wife give all the cake info to her again (meaning they lost the order). The cake was ready for 2PM and all was fine.

1 Hour ago a lady from Sobey's called my wife to inform her the cake for Sunday June 22 is ready for pickup!!!! My wife politely informed her they need to get their shit together as today is June 26 and we already ate the dick.
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I spruced it up a little considering this is a sports forum.

Sorry Canada man , I mean no harm. Its just some American humor carried over from another thread.

:0corn :0corn

 

[justin22g]

Funny Story

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A new grocery store opened up near my house. They are a chain here called "Sobey's". Early last week my wife goes into the bakery department to order a cake shaped like a mythical large black dick.

Being the event planner that she is, she calls the store Sunday morning to confirm our pickup at 2PM. The lady says she has no order matching our name. My wife flips out and even reads the ticket number to her. She yells over the phone , I want that big black dick.

The lady says please hold and comes back to the phone and says they made an error but the cake can still be ready for 2PM as planned - but makes my wife give all the cake info to her again (meaning they lost the order). The cake was ready for 2PM and all was fine.

1 Hour ago a lady from Sobey's called my wife to inform her the cake for Sunday June 22 is ready for pickup!!!! My wife politely informed her they need to get their shit together as today is June 26 and we already ate the dick.
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I spruced it up a little considering this is a sports forum.

Sorry Canada man , I mean no harm. Its just some American humor carried over from another thread.

:0corn :0corn

i almost fell out of the chair laughing... f'in hilarious... :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[ImFeklhr]

I like... cake? :shrug:

 

[SixFive]

I like... cake? :shrug:

lmfao!!!!!!!:mj07:

 

[jer-z jock]

Funny Story

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A new grocery store opened up near my house. They are a chain here called "Sobey's". Early last week my wife goes into the bakery department to order a cake shaped like a mythical large black dick.

Being the event planner that she is, she calls the store Sunday morning to confirm our pickup at 2PM. The lady says she has no order matching our name. My wife flips out and even reads the ticket number to her. She yells over the phone , I want that big black dick.

The lady says please hold and comes back to the phone and says they made an error but the cake can still be ready for 2PM as planned - but makes my wife give all the cake info to her again (meaning they lost the order). The cake was ready for 2PM and all was fine.

1 Hour ago a lady from Sobey's called my wife to inform her the cake for Sunday June 22 is ready for pickup!!!! My wife politely informed her they need to get their shit together as today is June 26 and we already ate the dick.
.............................................................




I spruced it up a little considering this is a sports forum.

Sorry Canada man , I mean no harm. Its just some American humor carried over from another thread.

:0corn :0corn

LMFAO, that thread is a must read, someone ask Jack to sticky it!!!! I am glad I could help it become a CLASSIC!!!

 

[Phenom]

This thread has, uh, potential.

does any thread you read meet your standards :shrug:

 

[smurphy]

does any thread you read meet your standards :shrug:

To be fair to the cynic that is Kosar, the thread did not have potential until Scott got his demented hands on it.

....And then Fek put it over the top.:spotting:

 

[THE KOD]

O Canada!

Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
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[ImFeklhr]

....And then Fek put it over the top.:spotting:

The only thing I put it over was 1700 posts for me.

The thing you don't realize is I have to post twice as hard and twice as smart as you guys to be accepted. It's my cross, and well, I am willing to bare it :0corn

 

[Ravenous]

Our local grocery store made a cake for my daughter's first communion that read "First Holly Communion." I thought it was funny so I just took it home. My wife took it back and made them fix it.

 

[IntenseOperator]

commence Walmart bashing!

My Random Thoughts

Saturday, November 17, 2007
Wal-Mart Birthday Cake Story
A friend of mine went to Wally World to get a cake with something written on it. Here is how the general conversation went.

Walmart Employee: ?Hello ?dis Walmarts, how can I help you??
Customer: ? I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.?
Walmart Employee: ?What you want on the cake??
Customer: ?Best Wishes Suzanne? and underneath that ?We will miss you?.


And here is the cake !

 

[kosar]

does any thread you read meet your standards :shrug:

Of course, 'phenom.' Almost all do!

In fact, i'm waiting for an update on the scintillating story of how Kellyindallas' friend always wants to have Kelly pay for dinner in exchange for a courtside seat!