My female dog is 2 years old and the male is 6 months. She tries to **** him doggystyle, even though she has no balls and ****. Wtf?:mj07:
My female dog humps my male dog
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Its a domination thing showing the puppy who is boss.
my golden retriever humps the couch pillows, and she owns that couch.
I do the same....:SIB :SIB :0corn :nono:
just sayin.....
as FDC would say
"Hope this Helps!!"
Hell I humped the Chuck Steak left out to thaw when I was a kid. Everything we had for dinner at night I had the night before until I met Maria from Red's Burgers on 111th and Western, then I would hump her ham. Something about meat products that really gets me all atwitter I guess.
My guess is that since they are both fixed, your female dog is now a lesbian and was looking for some kind of toy. Let me ask you this, does she pee on the carpet or just lick it a lot? My buddy had a gay Doberman named Magnum. Had to put the poor bastard down from taking it in the can and developing some sort of tear in its rectum and was kind of old so they put Ole Yeller down. They gave the neighbor's Mastiff one last crack at it just before it happened but apparently Magnum wasn't into it as much so he just sniffed his ass gave a disdained look, pissed in his water bowl and went home.:shrug:
Hope this helps,
FDC
My guess is that since they are both fixed, your female dog is now a lesbian and was looking for some kind of toy. Let me ask you this, does she pee on the carpet or just lick it a lot? My buddy had a gay Doberman named Magnum. Had to put the poor bastard down from taking it in the can and developing some sort of tear in its rectum and was kind of old so they put Ole Yeller down. They gave the neighbor's Mastiff one last crack at it just before it happened but apparently Magnum wasn't into it as much so he just sniffed his ass gave a disdained look, pissed in his water bowl and went home.:shrug:
Hope this helps,
FDC
Anything else you need let me know. I am, after all, always here to help. Did you know Porpoises are the only other mammal that have sex for pleasure other than man? Well that means of course that you are taking into consideration that the sheep don't really enjoy "round up" as proposed by the remote West Virginians.
Hope this helps as well,
FDC
I've seen whitetail does and fawns both hump other deer or both sexes. Maybe they're just bored? My male fixed cat tries to hump my female fixed cat. Not sure why?
I always figured it was about dominance, or maybe just fun for them?
I always figured it was about dominance, or maybe just fun for them?
one of my favorite lines............thats funny.
Apparently our boy Tonto doesn't really have a problem with his dog at all, she is just asserting a little female dominance?!?!!?!?
Hell, the pup is probably pretty into it if you think about it. I waited years for some gal to hump my leg and I never bitched:shrug:
bitched.............get it............female dog................ah well...............like I said I am a bit off my game these days.
Hope this helps,
FDC
My bad Wilson I forgot about you. I actually was trying NOT to offend anyone that time believe it or not and WV was my best guess. Let's go with Jacksonville Florida then:shrug:
Hope this helps,
FDC
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even Mama got an opinion
next thread will be about washing cum stains off a couch from a pot belly pig that needs to be circumcised
even Mama got an opinion
next thread will be about washing cum stains off a couch from a pot belly pig that needs to be circumcised
