Punching The Clown

[Clem D]

I find in these trying economic times there is more reason than ever to lock the old lady out rent a little skinamax on demand and Rough up the Suspect:box2:

What is your favorite term for stroking off?

 

[60 SEC ASSASSIN]

Making the bald man puke :142smilie

 

[Clem D]

SeC. That is a good one. You obviously know my two favorites

the Strangest place i ever did it was in Pet smart while gettting the Chiawawa groomed. It was early and I snuck into the employee lounge. I pulled out one of the Seahags socks and envisioned my 60 year old mexican cleaning lady putting the sour cream on my burrito while my dog watched.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell

 

[bjfinste]

You sure don't half-ass it when you make an appearance.

"Waxing the dolphin" always made me laugh.

 

[marine]

strum the guitar
yank on my tallywacker
give myself a happy ending
kill some babies
squirt one out

 

[Clem D]

Thanks Boys.

They say a guy can't fake an orgasm, but it just aint true. When going from behind try throwins some warm yogurt on their back.

 

[DoubleDown]

Wrestle the bald -headed champion !!

 

[ces]

It never ceases to amaze me what I can learn at MJ's. :scared

 

[jhawksoon]

Thanks Boys.

They say a guy can't fake an orgasm, but it just aint true. When going from behind try throwins some warm yogurt on their back.

Now tell me why again would you want to fake an orgasm:shrug:

 

[Clem D]

Well for instance she may have a body odor issue you may need to get away from.kurby

Or you may need to get home before the seahag knows you been getting some stink on your hanglow kurby

 

[Julene]

Must . . . bite . . . tongue . . .

 

[vinnie]

I'm still waiting for pics of Julene so I can partake :shrug:

 

[Julene]

 

[Clem D]

Um Hang on I'm going to go upstairs for a minute.. Anyone got a tube sock?:00hour

 

[BADTODABONE]

:142smilie

 

[Julene]

Thanks Boys.

They say a guy can't fake an orgasm, but it just aint true. When going from behind try throwins some warm yogurt on their back.

Clem, I'm not trying to start anything here, but is there a reason you said on "their" back instead of on "her" back? I'm just sayin.

 

[vinnie]

Clem, I'm not trying to start anything here, but is there a reason you said on "their" back instead of on "her" back? I'm just sayin.

sponge & agent can read this too :shrug:

 

[Clem D]

True and back inthe day Marine had a few guys in here who thought he might be a little sweet.

I always say don't ask don't tellkurby

 

[JCoverS]

Oh, how I've missed Clem's sick humor around here! :mj07:

You are the man.

Still remember that classic fart/gas/intestinal issues thread you had a big part in. That had me laughing so hard it brought tears to my eyes.

Great to see you back and still in fine form.:toast:

-JC

 

[JT]

Punching the pickle :shrug:
Strangling the sausage :shrug:

Ok, enough time online for today.