Twas the Night before the tourney at Ol' Clems House.
No one was sleeping except The Seahag My Spouse.
That bitch had gotten a hold of my secret good swill,
So I beat her with my fake leg until she was drooling and still.
Naturally my son was all hopped up on the powder.
The Kids brain must resemble New england Clam Chowder
He says he don't do Coke, Just likes how it smells
If only the prick would snort less than he sells.
Than maybe at 30 He'd pay me some rent
And I'd be able to cover some of the money I'd spent,
On three massages a week from that russian broad at At Yefgenleys.
Who gives more happy endings than Freaking Friendly's.
So before I go piss in the Seahags sock drawer
I have to check the garage just to make sure
I have the secret ingredient for my special Tuna fish.
Some rotten expired hellmans will complete the dish..
One sandwich for that junkie my son,
Two for my wife "tons of fun"
Will make the end of this so good I don't want to spoil it.
Let's just say two spewing asses and only one toilet!!
That will leave old Clem down at the Trop
Watching the Madness with Lenny the Cop,
The plan is in place what did I forget
To call The Greek to put in my Bets!!!
Best of luck gang
Here is my action
Pabst Blue Ribbon Dogs of the day
Vcu +7
Akron+12.5
Get your Popcorn Ready:0corn
As Easy as clubbing seals on the beach pick
Memphis -19.5
And The Geico "So easy raymond Can spell it" Pick of the first Round
LGSUt over BUILTRLER
Ok Maybe Raymond Can't spell it.
Lsu -2.5
Raymond you know I Love ya. Still one of the best cappers around. I don't post much anymore but I still read daily
Enjoy the day boys:00hour
No one was sleeping except The Seahag My Spouse.
That bitch had gotten a hold of my secret good swill,
So I beat her with my fake leg until she was drooling and still.
Naturally my son was all hopped up on the powder.
The Kids brain must resemble New england Clam Chowder
He says he don't do Coke, Just likes how it smells
If only the prick would snort less than he sells.
Than maybe at 30 He'd pay me some rent
And I'd be able to cover some of the money I'd spent,
On three massages a week from that russian broad at At Yefgenleys.
Who gives more happy endings than Freaking Friendly's.
So before I go piss in the Seahags sock drawer
I have to check the garage just to make sure
I have the secret ingredient for my special Tuna fish.
Some rotten expired hellmans will complete the dish..
One sandwich for that junkie my son,
Two for my wife "tons of fun"
Will make the end of this so good I don't want to spoil it.
Let's just say two spewing asses and only one toilet!!
That will leave old Clem down at the Trop
Watching the Madness with Lenny the Cop,
The plan is in place what did I forget
To call The Greek to put in my Bets!!!
Best of luck gang
Here is my action
Pabst Blue Ribbon Dogs of the day
Vcu +7
Akron+12.5
Get your Popcorn Ready:0corn
As Easy as clubbing seals on the beach pick
Memphis -19.5
And The Geico "So easy raymond Can spell it" Pick of the first Round
LGSUt over BUILTRLER
Ok Maybe Raymond Can't spell it.
Lsu -2.5
Raymond you know I Love ya. Still one of the best cappers around. I don't post much anymore but I still read daily
Enjoy the day boys:00hour
