TSA new airport body scanners

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The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is currently piloting millimeter wave passenger imaging technology at 18 airports. In a matter of seconds, this technology can detect weapons, explosives and other threat items concealed under layers of clothing without physical contact
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does anyone have a problem with them looking

at your privates ?

I think Rush hedgehog will. That is taking away more of his freedoms.
 

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this might not be too bad of a job. You gaze down the line and see some hot chick about 15 people back. Tweek the machine a little and wait.

Give you something to look forward to before lunch
 

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Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport
John F. Kennedy International Airport
Los Angeles International Airport
Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport
Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport
Denver International Airport
Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport
Detroit Metro Airport
Albuquerque International Sunport Airport
Miami International Airport
McCarran International Airport
Tulsa International Airport
Raleigh-Durham International Airport
Tampa International Airport
Jacksonville International Airport
Indianapolis International Airport
Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport
Richmond International Airport
 

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OK mam, raise em high and spread em.

step over behind here mam, you are going to need our special vagina test
 

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djv - I am not taking off my shoes

Security - If you dont go through the new scanner I have to test you with this baton

djv - Your not looking at my whancker , when I was your age I ............

Security - Listen djv stop moving around , I need to get closer to your anus

djv - my anus, my anus , I will kick a fieldgoal with your head before you do that

Security - OK then we are going to have to give you our special vagina test

djv - give me back my shoes. I am cancelling my trip to Vegas .

 
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