Ever stay in a hotel and everybody is having sex?

[kickserv]

I have been staying at the "sex hotel" for just under a week now. I didn't know it was the "official sex hotel of the world" when I checked in, but now I know.

It is fuckin hilarious, I mean as I type this I am hearing some chick say "spank me harder" and then 2 seconds later "smack". I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth and another chick is getting rammed. I walk the halls heading to my room and hear almost every room having sex. I mean this is some funny stuff.

There is a school bus in the parking lot and I am sure it is some sort of "bang bus":mj07:

What in the love of hell is going on? This hotel is possesed by some porn ghosts or something. I am not making this shit up, I have yet to walk the hall from my room to the parking lot and not hear somebody getting screwed. And were not just talking male/female action, have some gay screwing going on as well.

I have stayed in a ton of hotels in my lifetime, never have I cum (pun intended) across this. Some funny stuff let me tell ya:mj07:


And yes all the guests laugh at me when they see me you can hear them whisper when I walk by "there's that kickserv guy, he's the loser in the "no sex room":142smilie

 

[hedgehog]

I have been staying at the "sex hotel" for just under a week now. I didn't know it was the "official sex hotel of the world" when I checked in, but now I know.

It is fuckin hilarious, I mean as I type this I am hearing some chick say "spank me harder" and then 2 seconds later "smack". I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth and another chick is getting rammed. I walk the halls heading to my room and hear almost every room having sex. I mean this is some funny stuff.

There is a school bus in the parking lot and I am sure it is some sort of "bang bus":mj07:

What in the love of hell is going on? This hotel is possesed by some porn ghosts or something. I am not making this shit up, I have yet to walk the hall from my room to the parking lot and not hear somebody getting screwed. And were not just talking male/female action, have some gay screwing going on as well.

I have stayed in a ton of hotels in my lifetime, never have I cum (pun intended) across this. Some funny stuff let me tell ya:mj07:


And yes all the guests laugh at me when they see me you can hear them whisper when I walk by "there's that kickserv guy, he's the loser in the "no sex room":142smilie

I am laughing my ass right now Kickserv

porn hotel:shrug:

Where are you? :142smilie

 

[kickserv]

It is actually quite funny, although I am waiting for somebody to come to my door soon, I mean the other guests might include me just outta pity:mj07:



:142hump: :142hump: :142hump: :142hump:

 

[kickserv]

Round 3 about to start next door.......unreal:142smilie

 

[vinnie]

It is fuckin hilarious, I mean as I type this I am hearing some chick say "spank me harder" and then 2 seconds later "smack".

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I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth and another chick is getting rammed.

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And were not just talking male/female action, have some gay screwing going on as well.

...........................................................................................and just how do u know this ?:scared ........kurby

I walk the halls heading to my room and hear almost every room having sex.

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And yes all the guests laugh at me when they see me you can hear them whisper when I walk by "there's that kickserv guy, he's the loser in the "no sex room":142smilie

they just think ur :jerkit:

 

[The Wizard]

Well, what they heck are you doing typing to all of us???? Go join the party....:sadwave:

 

[kickserv]

good idea....maybe I'll get tons of action if I wear my madjack t-shirt:shrug: :142smilie

 

[Motorcat]

Lose that maple leaf avatar - that might help things out a bit.

:tongue

 

[kickserv]

never Motorcat....never:kiss:

 

[Blitz]

never Motorcat....never:kiss:

 

[SixFive]

I stayed in a hotel in Port au Prince, Haiti once, and I heard this blood-curdling scream. I just knew somebody was getting killed! I heard it again, and again? :shrug: I got up and looked out my window. I then realized they were screams of passion disguised as the girl getting flayed alive. :142smilie

 

[Motorcat]

- Season ends for you guys tomorrow

Not going to be able to beat the Canes on their ice.

 

[freelancc]

are you in Chatsworth...:shrug:

 

[kickserv]

Freelanc.....:canada1

(gotcha!)

 

[RAYMOND]

good idea....maybe I'll get tons of action if I wear my madjack t-shirt:shrug: :142smilie

:mj07: :mj07:

 

[hedgehog]

swingers convention:shrug: kurby

 

[Z-Town Posse]

Brings back a lot of memories when I was young & single. Those Motel 6's were the best. I didn't know there were any Motel 6's in Canada.:shrug:

 

[kickserv]

I love Motel 6 (not at one now).....Motel 6's kick ass, great deal indeed


And for what its worth there are 16 Motel 6's in Canada (and they are building more)


Oh and the sex continues, although was about a 3 hour lull last night, guess the guests need some sleep sometime:142smilie

 

[wannabe whale]

Tell them you are the king of the TESTICLE PLAY

 

[Blitz]

- Season ends for you guys tomorrow

Not going to be able to beat the Canes on their ice.

ONE period away from game 7 at HOME!!! :00hour