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According to these Ass Hats in a Promo Spot for GMA

"The World Stops to Mourn Michael Jackson"

Sad, but true, more people know more about this Circus Freak than they know about World Affairs

They think "Iran" is part of a song from Flock of Seagulls

 

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R.I.P. Michael

 

[deadeye]

tough call?

tough call?

appreciate the man's awesome talent but sleeping with little boys erases his legacy. can little jimmy sleep over? gag; how would we judge a man that didn't sing and dance that did what he did? we all know the answer to that. be real. what if he'd been a priest? would we be having a parade? and the parents that let their kids go "play" at his place oughta be shot.