WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

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WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America !
 

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Can you just post all of your bullshit in one thread per day.

You are worst than a fucking spammer.

And I know its hard for you to understand every muslim is not a terrorist.
 

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Actually, although I don't approve of suicide, or blanket labeling of any ethnic group, this topic does pose a couple of interesting points. First, I didn't know definitely that the muslim religion forbade alcohol, or I forgot. This could explain a lot of the terroristic thinking, at times.

And, there are definitely some neighbors I might mention this to. For selfish reasons, of course.

Ray, although we disagree on many political things, (that's for should) and how things should be said, I do think you someone I'd enjoy a beer or two with, and I know current times have made all of us a little testy. I appreciate the humor attempt here, and will offer you a lawn chair in my driveway if anything materializes in the neighborhood.

:SIB
 

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Actually, although I don't approve of suicide, or blanket labeling of any ethnic group, this topic does pose a couple of interesting points. First, I didn't know definitely that the muslim religion forbade alcohol, or I forgot. This could explain a lot of the terroristic thinking, at times.

Obama is a muslim and drinks beer:shrug:
 

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Can you just post all of your bullshit in one thread per day.

You are worst than a fucking spammer.

And I know its hard for you to understand every muslim is not a terrorist.

Soooo you don't want to participate in this grand scheme? Sir I'm afraid to inform you, your manhood license has been revoked for 30 days. I'm thinking a 6 pack of corona will tide me over while I watch the parade.....:0corn
 

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Can you just post all of your bullshit in one thread per day.

You are worst than a fucking spammer.

And I know its hard for you to understand every muslim is not a terrorist.

but every terrorist is a muslim:shrug:


if the shoe fix where it:violin:
 

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WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America !

Some of the bush/cheney family friends from saudi arabia, that were hijackers on those planes on 911 were reported to frequent strip joints and bars and pay hookers... Even your bullshit is bullshit......http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=911+hijackers+went+to+bars+and+strip+joints&aq=f&oq=&aqi=
 

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Soooo you don't want to participate in this grand scheme? Sir I'm afraid to inform you, your manhood license has been revoked for 30 days. I'm thinking a 6 pack of corona will tide me over while I watch the parade.....:0corn

drinking beer and looking @ woman does not make you a man...it's something some men do but there is more to it than that.... may qualify you to be a terrorist.... are you sure you are not ? :shrug:
 

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drinking beer and looking @ woman does not make you a man...it's something some men do but there is more to it than that.... may qualify you to be a terrorist.... are you sure you are not ? :shrug:

i am on your side and you don't even known it:shrug: :violin:
 

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Do you really believe this, or did Savage tell you this?

And how many muslims have you met in your life?
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I was coming out of the State car and truck registration place this Friday. Its where you get your car tags and there can be a very long wait at times.

So I go in and there is no line at all. I am done in 5 minutes and happy about it.

As I walk out I meet a muslim guy walking in.

I put up my hand and said five minutes.

He looked at me and turned and ran back to his car.

wtf
 

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Neither was looking for you to answer the question.
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shawn

I guess Rays answer is that he has never met a muslim.

Its easier to back stab them that way.

I worked with a muslim a long time ago. We got along fine. We never talked religion. He seemed to have the same concerns about America that I had. Taking care of his family and makeing money.
 

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shawn

I guess Rays answer is that he has never met a muslim.

Its easier to back stab them that way.

I worked with a muslim a long time ago. We got along fine. We never talked religion. He seemed to have the same concerns about America that I had. Taking care of his family and makeing money.

Yeah it all goes from person to person. There are some white christians who are totally batshit crazy.

I just wanted Rays take on whether he prefer that all 1.5 + billion muslims be killed because they are all terrorists.
 
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