PEEing STRAIGHT

ALWAYS PRAYEN

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WTF!!!!!!!!! i just made another indoors pool!!!!!!!!!

it doesnt matter if the damn bowl is 10 feet wide or 100 feet wide i could dip my fukking dick in the water and id still hit the fukking wall or floor with my piss and miss the damn bowl!!!!! does anybody else seem to have this crooked piss problem or is it just me?
 

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Some of the symptoms you describe sound like what happens when your kidneys fail. I know I had some of these same symptoms. I'd recommend seeing a doctor right away.

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wtf!!!!!!!!!!! i couldnt hit water if i fell outta a boat with my aim!!! piss everywhere and i have a straight penis!!!!!
 

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wtf!!!!!!!!!!! i couldnt hit water if i fell outta a boat with my aim!!! piss everywhere and i have a straight penis!!!!!

I just read a recent study that said 15% of men with straight penises urinate sideways. So you're not *that* unusual. Hang in there.
 

SixFive

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here's a novel thought. Sit down when u need to take a leak. Your bathroom must smell like a truck stop urinal. :mj1:
 

vinnie

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here's a novel thought. Sit down when u need to take a leak.

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I don't dish these things :)mj07: ) out very often at all, but rarely have I laughed this hard at one of these here threads so...
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

that's some funny shit
 
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