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I started a new thread and LDB didnt wrote me "Good Luck bro" in order to get his 7,300 post. Can you ban him???


Maybe he hates mexicans.:shrug:

"didnt wrote me"

If your going to try and talk shit at least learn proper english..

gl to you
 
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If your going to try and talk shit at least learn proper english..

You mean like putting an apostrophe in the contraction for "you are?"

Or did you mean like capitalizing proper names like "English?"
 

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Im sorry for bringing my self down to your level.. Im going to end this now because this is seriously a waste of time.. Im sorry for accidently cheating my record. I will make sure it doesn't happen again.. Good luck to everyone!
 

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Im sorry for accidently cheating my record.

I accidently cheated once :shrug:

In 6th grade I was looking down a girls blouse & accidently saw an answer on her test paper.:sadwave:
 

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Vinnie.....

Samantha wants to know when you're visiting. She figures if you're offering Spongey a free meal, then you'd do the same for her :shrug:

:mj07:
 

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I accidently cheated once :shrug:

In 6th grade I was looking down a girls blouse & accidently saw an answer on her test paper.:sadwave:
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thats where it all started for you Vin man
 

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scooter I got to watch those babies bloom & they turned out into a nice rack :00hour

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I think I have told this story before but its about the first time I ever seen a set of titties.

I was invited to a Birthday party over at Patty P's house. We were all about 12 or 13 or so. I felt privileged to be on the list of invitees.

Patty was cute and popular. About 5 ft and maybe 110 lbs with a cute figure. She had shoulder length brown hair down to her shoulders and real pretty eyes.

So I get there and both the parents are there and everything is going along nicely.
They were a middle class family and had a nice house and a big yard where we used to play football all the time growing up.

The party begins and we end up going downstairs to the basement .
We are listening to music, eating chips and dip , and drinking cokes. Alot of small talk going on , but kinda shy with the girls.

About 6 girls and 5 boys. Somehow someone suggests we should play strip poker. I think about it for a split second and shit yeh I am in for that.

So they get a coke bottle and we are going to use that to spin with. We start the game and everything was going along fine as I sat there without both my socks and shoes. I really hadnt thought much about the possibility of
introducing Free Willy to this group , but I was game.

Looking back on this now, I should have foreseen a storm cloud was coming.

After about 20 minutes, we get down to where the birthday girl , Patty was down to just a blouse and jeans. I think she had taken off a headband and jewelry also.

So Tommy D who ended up being a star football player with me at our high school gets his turn. He was a strong kid and no one really messed with him. He sipins the coke bottle and lo and behold it ends up on the Birthday girl Patty, Again !.

We all look at her with stunned expressions on our face. We knew the consequences and poor Patty didnt have anything else to take off. OK Patty welcome to Hard Rock Strip club.

I could envision her taking off her jeans and getting a good look at her white panties. Oh yeh.

So Tommy says to her , well just take off your blouse. She shakes her head no. Tommy jumps up and grabs her blouse with both hands and rips it open tearing off all the buttons.
She had no bra on. Not even a training bra.

I think a button landed in my fawking shoe.

But for a fleeting 3-4 seconds my eyes feasted on Patty's upright little elbow titties. They were perfectly formed in evey way , and just a sight to see.

Then all hell broke loose. There were screams and commotion like you would not believe as Patty ran upstairs screaming, seemingly to get her father or to call the police.

Holy shit , us boys looked at each other and decided it would be best at that time to not go upstairs and confront the Daddy who may have been getting his shotgun by that time.

We found a basement door leading outside and made a bull rush to get the fawk out of there. I just had time to grab my shoes.

I cannot condone what Tommy D did to that girl that day , and she may have been tramatized for life for all I know.

But I sure was glad that for that short time in my young life I got to view them titties.

I walked home with a smile on my face.

Needless to say , I was never invited over there again.
 
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dawgball

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I think I have told this story before but its about the first time I ever seen a set of titties.

I was invited to a Birthday party over at Patty P's house. We were all about 12 or 13 or so. I felt privileged to be on the list of invitees.

Patty was cute and popular. About 5 ft and maybe 110 lbs with a cute figure. She had shoulder length brown hair down to her shoulders and real pretty eyes.

So I get there and both the parents are there and everything is going along nicely.
They were a middle class family and had a nice house and a big yard where we used to play football all the time growing up.

The party begins and we end up going downstairs to the basement .
We are listening to music, eating chips and dip , and drinking cokes. Alot of small talk going on , but kinda shy with the girls.

About 6 girls and 5 boys. Somehow someone suggests we should play strip poker. I think about it for a split second and shit yeh I am in for that.

So they get a coke bottle and we are going to use that to spin with. We start the game and everything was going along fine as I sat there without both my socks and shoes. I really hadnt thought much about the possibility of
introducing Free Willy to this group , but I was game.

Looking back on this now, I should have foreseen a storm cloud was coming.

After about 20 minutes, we get down to where the birthday girl , Patty was down to just a blouse and jeans. I think she had taken off a headband and jewelry also.

So Tommy D who ended up being a star football player with me at our high school gets his turn. He was a strong kid and no one really messed with him. He sipins the coke bottle and lo and behold it ends up on the Birthday girl Patty, Again !.

We all look at her with stunned expressions on our face. We knew the consequences and poor Patty didnt have anything else to take off. OK Patty welcome to Hard Rock Strip club.


I could envision her taking off her jeans and getting a good look at her white panties. Oh yeh.

So Tommy says to her , well just take off your blouse. She shakes her head no. Tommy jumps up and grabs her blouse with both hands and rips it open tearing off all the buttons.
She had no bra on. Not even a training bra.

I think a button landed in my fawking shoe.

But for a fleeting 3-4 seonds my eyes feasted on Patty's upright little elbow titties. They were perfectly formed in evey way , and just a sight to see.

Then all hell broke loose. There were screams and commotion like you would not believe as Patty ran upstairs screaming, seemingly to get her father or to call the police.

Holy shit , us boys looked at each other and decided it would be best at that time to not go upstairs and confront the Daddy who may have been getting his shotgun by that time.

We found a basement door leading outside and made a bull rush to get the fawk out of there. I just had time to grab my shoes.

I cannot condone what Tommy D did to that girl that day , and she may have been tramatized for life for all I know.

But I sure was glad that for that short time in my young life I got to view them titties.

I walked home with a smile on my face.

Needless to say , I was never invited over there again.

In all seriousness, I really enjoyed that story.
 

LDB

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...................................................................

I think I have told this story before but its about the first time I ever seen a set of titties.

I was invited to a Birthday party over at Patty P's house. We were all about 12 or 13 or so. I felt privileged to be on the list of invitees.

Patty was cute and popular. About 5 ft and maybe 110 lbs with a cute figure. She had shoulder length brown hair down to her shoulders and real pretty eyes.

So I get there and both the parents are there and everything is going along nicely.
They were a middle class family and had a nice house and a big yard where we used to play football all the time growing up.

The party begins and we end up going downstairs to the basement .
We are listening to music, eating chips and dip , and drinking cokes. Alot of small talk going on , but kinda shy with the girls.

About 6 girls and 5 boys. Somehow someone suggests we should play strip poker. I think about it for a split second and shit yeh I am in for that.

So they get a coke bottle and we are going to use that to spin with. We start the game and everything was going along fine as I sat there without both my socks and shoes. I really hadnt thought much about the possibility of
introducing Free Willy to this group , but I was game.

Looking back on this now, I should have foreseen a storm cloud was coming.

After about 20 minutes, we get down to where the birthday girl , Patty was down to just a blouse and jeans. I think she had taken off a headband and jewelry also.

So Tommy D who ended up being a star football player with me at our high school gets his turn. He was a strong kid and no one really messed with him. He sipins the coke bottle and lo and behold it ends up on the Birthday girl Patty, Again !.

We all look at her with stunned expressions on our face. We knew the consequences and poor Patty didnt have anything else to take off. OK Patty welcome to Hard Rock Strip club.

I could envision her taking off her jeans and getting a good look at her white panties. Oh yeh.

So Tommy says to her , well just take off your blouse. She shakes her head no. Tommy jumps up and grabs her blouse with both hands and rips it open tearing off all the buttons.
She had no bra on. Not even a training bra.

I think a button landed in my fawking shoe.

But for a fleeting 3-4 seconds my eyes feasted on Patty's upright little elbow titties. They were perfectly formed in evey way , and just a sight to see.

Then all hell broke loose. There were screams and commotion like you would not believe as Patty ran upstairs screaming, seemingly to get her father or to call the police.

Holy shit , us boys looked at each other and decided it would be best at that time to not go upstairs and confront the Daddy who may have been getting his shotgun by that time.

We found a basement door leading outside and made a bull rush to get the fawk out of there. I just had time to grab my shoes.

I cannot condone what Tommy D did to that girl that day , and she may have been tramatized for life for all I know.

But I sure was glad that for that short time in my young life I got to view them titties.

I walked home with a smile on my face.

Needless to say , I was never invited over there again.

NOW THATS FUNNY..
 

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Pinche Joto = Fucking fag

:mj07: I was just trying to have fun, nothing personal.

BTW, Why is the old good KOD still posting? Is he still TTFD??????? :142smilie good to see you around Scott.

OHHHH I remember our great streak 6 or 7 years ago.
 
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