You never addressed the real issues, though.
A guy will spend eighty bucks on discounted slacks.......yeah, I said slacks.........but have a three dollar lunch.
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Now, I don't want to hear how great of an institution Wendy's is, or how much you've missed their chili farts, so you had to load up. It's fuckin' Wendy's. The people over at Hot N Now laugh at that cunt.
Next, you're a grown man. What the fuck do you need a lid on your soda for, if you are not transporting the goddamned thing in your car, or on your unicycle, or whatever? It's not a sippy cup, for Christ's sake!
More of the sheep-like indoctrination that has soaked in to the heads of the sad people of this nation. Do you EVER have a lid on your drink at any other time, other than a fast food joint? The answer is no, so why do you let them bully you into using one in there?
I'ma tell ya what. Levi Strauss would shit himself over the thought of a man wearing a pair a pants that he was afraid of getting a little sugar water on.
I'll cut you some slack, since you sound like you bought these by mistake. Now, take these "pants" back to the store, and sidle over to the men's department, if they have one, and get some real pants made from an actual plant fiber! Next, go out and eat a fucking steak, and for shit's sake......it better have a goddamned bone in it! Try not wearing a bib during this ordeal, and get back to us.
