Purchased a Japanese "Paperless Toilet Seat"

Dead Money

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I was in Japan on a sister city exchange
tour back in 1996.

Short funny story...we were matched with families for our 10 day stay based on professions.

I owned a small retail company with several employees ...

Our group was almost exclusively attorneys.

When we went to city hall in our sister city, pronounced Utesonomia, to meet up with our temporary families, there was a Bus and a Big Black Limo with a Uniformed Driver.

Long story short, we were matched with a "Connected" concrete plant owner with 300 employees who owned a 33 million dollar home, the largest in the city

Attorneys are a "dishonorable profession" in Japan.. as there were NO attorneys to match them with,they were matched with common folks, and many stayed in closet size rooms in Tiny houses.

The entire group stared in complete awe as we and our luggage were loaded in the limo; they were herded on a bus..


Anyhow, we had a delightful time....Kobe beef and the whole 9 yards.



On to the toilet-bidet...NO TOILET PAPER, HEATED SEAT AND WATER CLEANSING..

Priced one when we got home, it was thousands...

Now you can buy the seat, which has all the features, for $400.00..hook-up is a snap.

Check out Spaloo Bidet.....and for a video demo, they are on Youtube.


We have had it 3 weeks, and it is FABULOUS!!

Sprays warm water up your butt, has a warm air dryer and heated seat, for those cold nite visits

It leaves you with that "fresh, just showered sensation, enviromentally friendly (no Tpaper)"

Only drawback, when you are not at home, you definitely miss it.

OK, let the comments begin....:mj07:
 

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i think i would sneak a pack of those moist baby wipes if i ever stay the night at ur joint Dead Money. How can that toilet clean ur ass without some friction involved :shrug: Just looking at some of the guys pictures on this site u would need a fire hose to clean up some of their asses. Specially when they go to Vegas.
 

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a bidet on this hairy ass?....i don`t think so....
i have to keep a dinkleberry comb next to my toilet...

and hot air?......a comb is as far as i`m willing to go....chap stick is out...
 

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i think i would sneak a pack of those moist baby wipes if i ever stay the night at ur joint Dead Money. How can that toilet clean ur ass without some friction involved :shrug: Just looking at some of the guys pictures on this site u would need a fire hose to clean up some of their asses. Specially when they go to Vegas.


The spray is adjustable,water temperature, spray intensity, even the spray pattern....no friction, just a condensed spray...you do have to wiggle for the best pinpoint accuracy, "not all assholes are created equal":142smilie

Given time, it would clean out ANY rectal passage best $400. we have spent.
.I would think if you had hemmorhoids (god forbid) this would be a lifesaver.....
 

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a bidet on this hairy ass?....i don`t think so....
i have to keep a dinkleberry comb next to my toilet...

and hot air?......a comb is as far as i`m willing to go....chap stick is out...

Hi Weaze, I would think not having smeared bits of leftover sh*t embedded toilet paper on your hairy behind would be worth $400.

We opted for the model with a remote, believe it or not....any interest, I will dig up my order info for best deal.
 

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Hi Weaze, I would think not having smeared bits of leftover sh*t embedded toilet paper on your hairy behind would be worth $400.

We opted for the model with a remote, believe it or not....any interest, I will dig up my order info for best deal.

i can`t feature washing my hands without scrubbing them...don`t see how it could possibly work on a hairy arse after a messy b.m....with no elbow grease involved....:shrug:

don`t get me wrong...i`m happy for you.....:toast:
 

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i can`t feature washing my hands without scrubbing them...don`t see how it could possibly work on a hairy arse after a messy b.m....with no elbow grease involved....:shrug:

don`t get me wrong...i`m happy for you.....:toast:

Sorry, wasn't being cynical, it will work...it has a second seperate wider spray pattern for your whole butt .
.it has seperate bidet features for the "fairer sex" the Japs thought this out, all new houses in Japan have had this for years....

interesting it was patented in the USA in 1964 but never acted on...the Japs picked it up and perfected it

the weight load limit on this item is 300 lbs

I still wash my hands out of habit, though it is not needed
 

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Sorry, wasn't being cynical, it will work...it has a second seperate wider spray pattern for your whole butt .
.it has seperate bidet features for the "fairer sex" the Japs thought this out, all new houses in Japan have had this for years....

interesting it was patented in the USA in 1964 but never acted on...the Japs picked it up and perfected it

the weight load limit on this item is 300 lbs

I still wash my hands out of habit, though it is not needed

your extensive knowledge of this revolutionary product is quite impressive....:yup

/weasel tents his fingers and leans back in his computer chair to ponder.....
 

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What do you need a remote for?:shrug:

Just back from lunch, had to hurry did not want to use their toilet facilities....I am spoiled



It comes in 2 models...one has the controls built in a console to the left of the seat..kinda like the seat Captain Kirk had with all the contriols....

the remote model is more compact and has a hand held remote about 4 inches by 8 inches


Why was Tiger leaving his drivway at 2:00 am?
He had a 2:30 Tree-time...
 
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