LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.*
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER > ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY > YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER > ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
> > YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL
> > PRISON TO ROT.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
> >
> > - A JOB,
> > - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
> > - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
> > - WELFARE,
> > - FOOD STAMPS,
> > - CREDIT CARDS,
> > - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
> > - FREE EDUCATION,
> > - FREE HEALTH CARE,
> > - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
> > - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
> > - THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG > WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T
> > GET ENOUGH RESPECT
> >
>
> > I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION?<
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER > ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY > YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER > ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
> > YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL
> > PRISON TO ROT.
> >
> >
> >
> > --IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
> >
> > - A JOB,
> > - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
> > - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
> > - WELFARE,
> > - FOOD STAMPS,
> > - CREDIT CARDS,
> > - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
> > - FREE EDUCATION,
> > - FREE HEALTH CARE,
> > - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
> > - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
> > - THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG > WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T
> > GET ENOUGH RESPECT
> >
>
> > I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION?<

