Bet we get some Tiger impersonators in the gallery today. Hard to tell what they come up with--but should be some dandys.
Tucson golf today
- Thread starter DOGS THAT BARK
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What Tiger Woods SHOULD, (COULD), have said?
To my wife, I'm sorry. I fucked up but I'm not changing; so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.
To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop putts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.
To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. Fuck all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again.
To the other golfers. Kiss my ass! You motherfuckers come out ripping me when I've put more fucking money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-fucking-Parnavik? Give me a fucking break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.
That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta!....Oh, and Bambi, if you're listening, I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.
To my wife, I'm sorry. I fucked up but I'm not changing; so you'll either need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check I agreed to in the pre-nup....sorry.
To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of your business. If you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to make 10 times in one year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue to hit 4 irons from 210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop putts that you couldn't read in a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go watch tennis.
To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more two-faced than I am. Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me every chance you've had since Thanksgiving. Fuck all ya'll. I'm glad I don't have to take the time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over and over again.
To the other golfers. Kiss my ass! You motherfuckers come out ripping me when I've put more fucking money in your pockets than you could count. You think anyone's been paying to see Jesper-fucking-Parnavik? Give me a fucking break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf just to punish you guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for the next few weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.
That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta!....Oh, and Bambi, if you're listening, I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.
These people go nuts, it's great. Saw it a few years ago. they just pound the drinks. Lot of great looking women just smashed. You better make sure you have your aaa+ game and if you do you still won't escape the crowd.
- Feb 26, 2001
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Flashforward 5 years--
His wifed and children abandom him and living quite well on the millions.
Golf continues as always-new stars arrive as Tigers lives out his final years at ripe age of 35 suffering from syphilis--as still no cure has been discovered despite the bulk of Tigers estate being spent on research.
It's quite obvious golf did without him for decades. It will still move on without him. That being said, fans came to the game who NEVER would have without Tiger Woods being in the picture. That is an indisputable fact. They watched Tiger.......not "golf".
Still, none of that has anything to do with what I stated above. :shrug:
