ARE YOU HAPPY ? ? ?

[hedgehog]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".


Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".


Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

 

[kcwolf]

I was so depressed I told them I was suicidal.

For some reason, that doesn't surprise me.

 

[rusty]

Do me a favor.Leave GOD out of it.

 

[Chadman]

To answer the question in the header, yes, I'm happy.

To your joke... they probably asked if you could drive a truck because they heard you don't stop for red lights.

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

I'm happy. I have a nice life.

 

[hedgehog]

what about this joke...:142smilie

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

what about this joke...:142smilie

You have some real issues. I think its time to see the doctor again. If you ever went in the first place that is.

 

[Lumi]

Posting that picture was wrong, !

TU is right, seek help :mj07:

I am never 100% satisfied, I am always seek perfection in everything I do

 

[RAYMOND]

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[hedgehog]

1044 days until Obama is out of office:0corn

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[hedgehog]

:00hour

 

[bryanz]

:00hour

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f5a57185bd/funny-or-die-s-presidential-reunion

 

[hedgehog]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f5a57185bd/funny-or-die-s-presidential-reunion

:142smilie :SIB

 

[hedgehog]

Monica's dress

Monica's dress

at least Clinton is not gay like Obama

proof Obama switch hits :142smilie
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[kcwolf]

Raymond, you can forget about the voice of the people. The Supreme Court killed that idea when they decided corporations are people.

 

[Skulnik]

Raymond, you can forget about the voice of the people. The Supreme Court killed that idea when they decided corporations are people.

Unions are CORRUPT.


JMHO

HEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

:box2:

 

[kcwolf]

Unions are CORRUPT.


JMHO

HEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

:box2:

Thank you for your incite into the thread topic.