Wanna know what is happening in Duke's locker room right now?

[fla]

Fade in:

Players in some kind of gladiator shorts, candles everywhere, the mascot dork dancing around aimlessly, Coach K with a paddle, Chris Collins already crying.....

Coach K:

Welcome to the bond of immortality. Assume the position....

Scheyer:

Ouch! Thank you rat, may I have another!

Z:

Ugh! Thank you rat, may I have another!

Johnny Dawkins:

Chris, why are you crying, you freaking moron? I should be coach before you when the greatest man alive decides to go to the Nets!

CC:

I never got hit like that!!!!!!!

 

[big papi]

:mj07:

GO BUTLER!

 

[Dr. Fade]

That's spot on :mj07:

 

[lowell]

i think duke is celebrating in the locker right about now.