How about a John Candy avatar? The guy is from Toronto and, oh yeah, a comedy legend. Who in their right mind wouldn't want an avatar of Del Griffith, shower curtain ring salesman from Planes, Trains & Automobiles? :shrug:
You got me there. I've got no problems with the leaf, amigo, just throwing out some "creative solutions" as Rick from Pawn Stars might say. And although John Candy would be pretty badass, I think a more obscure Canadian would be funnier. Check this bitch out: