#1 Urban Legend ya heard in school

[kickserv]

No question what number one was for kickserv at school.

Little kickserv was scared of "Pop Rocks" when he heard this:scared



This guy............


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Died eating these...........

 

[vinnie]

Once U Go Black U Never Go Back :0corn

 

[kickserv]

Well I heard that one as well vinnie, but I was 9, didn't know what it meant:shrug:



And ummmm.............still don't

 

[hedgehog]

Once U Go Black U Never Go Back :0corn

:0002

 

[kegray1]

Living by the sea in Houston always heard throw an Alka Seltzer to a seagul and it will make his stomach explode.

Always heard, never seen.

 

[gardenweasel]

that sugarplum fairies fart rainbows...

 

[jr11]

That Nole in Vol Land one year actually picked winners in football at 50.01%......

jr11

 

[Nole]

That Nole in Vol Land one year actually picked winners in football at 50.01%......

jr11

Damn!




:facepalm:

 

[The Joker]

My favorite UL is the one about - The guy who goes on a date with a girl and goes back to a hotel where he wakes up in a bath tub of ice and a note saying.....

Sorry - took your kidney - here is a phone - call 911

 

[hammer1]

THE ONE I AlWAYS HEARD WAS...........

THE ONE I AlWAYS HEARD WAS...........




ONCE U GO BLACK .......U COME RUNNING BACK

NO LICKY LICKY OVER DERE !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SixFive]

There was an woman who lived in this area called the "Bell Witch". She could supposedly be conjured up if you did a I hate the bell witch chant in front of a mirror at exactly midnight. she would then come through the mirror and scratch ur face and eyes up with her long gnarly fingernails. I never tried it.:scared

 

[vinnie]

There was an woman who lived in this area called the "Bell Witch". She could supposedly be conjured up if you did a I hate the bell witch chant in front of a mirror at exactly midnight. she would then come through the mirror and scratch ur face and eyes up with her long gnarly fingernails.
I never tried it.:scared

.....PUSSY ! :sadwave:

 

[SixFive]

.....PUSSY ! :sadwave:

Exactly!!

 

[vinnie]

Exactly!!

u better not piss anybody off while ur in Haiti :sadwave:

 

[dawgball]

The twins, Orangejello and Lemonjello.

Still to this day, when this comes up somebody pipes in to say that those two twins REALLY did live in the next town over from their hometown.

Completely fucking baffles me.

 

[SixFive]

u better not piss anybody off while ur in Haiti :sadwave:

Dude, just don't understand how much evil there is there and how bad the voodoo is!

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

u better not piss anybody off while ur in Haiti :sadwave:

Actually Vinnie--They are pretty serious bout that stuff in Haiti --aren't they Clint.

I keep a Haitan Hag on retainer--for spells and sort. Much more effective than attorneys and leave no trace. I had her do a little work Weise last year -ask Stevie

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you beat me to it Clint--

 

[The Joker]

I keep a Haitan Hag on retainer--for spells and sort. Much more effective than attorneys and leave no trace.

Ok - gotta ask. Are you serious? :scared

 

[gardenweasel]

Actually Vinnie--They are pretty serious bout that stuff in Haiti --aren't they Clint.

I keep a Haitan Hag on retainer--for spells and sort. Much more effective than attorneys and leave no trace. I had her do a little work Weise last year -ask Stevie

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you beat me to it Clint--

dtb and i had our contact(missy rudolph) transmogrify american troop-death loving jihadi spytheweb into a jewish commando barbie.....

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

Ok - gotta ask. Are you serious? :scared

I'm serious about voodo and other cultures but not the Haitan Hag--if I had one on retainer my golf game would not be so terrible.
Next time your with Clint ask him about Haitan culture--some very spooky stuff and I heard it from some who would know-and all had one thing in common--they didn't want to talk a lot about it.