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Girlfriend beaten over bad steak: Cops


A Barrie, Ont., man is facing several charges after allegedly beating his girlfriend Sunday for not cooking his steak properly.

Police said they were called to a home after the man took offence "over the level of tenderness in a steak his girlfriend had cooked for him."

The man allegedly punched the woman, knocked her to the ground and then hit her in the thigh with a metal pole. He then threw the woman's purse onto the front lawn where it was soaked by the rain, police said.

When cops arrived the man had already fled but an officer spotted him Monday parked near his home.

Sgt. Daniel Mafturack said the woman suffered minor injuries.

Police didn't know Monday whether the steak that sparked the argument had been overcooked or wasn't cooked enough.

A 26-year-old man, whose name wasn't released, is charged with assault, assault with a weapon and mischief under $5,000.
 

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Girlfriend beaten over bad steak: Cops


A Barrie, Ont., man is facing several charges after allegedly beating his girlfriend Sunday for not cooking his steak properly.

Police said they were called to a home after the man took offence "over the level of tenderness in a steak his girlfriend had cooked for him."

The man allegedly punched the woman, knocked her to the ground and then hit her in the thigh with a metal pole. He then threw the woman's purse onto the front lawn where it was soaked by the rain, police said.

When cops arrived the man had already fled but an officer spotted him Monday parked near his home.

Sgt. Daniel Mafturack said the woman suffered minor injuries.

Police didn't know Monday whether the steak that sparked the argument had been overcooked or wasn't cooked enough.

A 26-year-old man, whose name wasn't released, is charged with assault, assault with a weapon and mischief under $5,000.




Andy could cook for him! :shrug:
 

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?...

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My favorite part of the article was this line:

Police didn't know Monday whether the steak that sparked the argument had been overcooked or wasn't cooked enough.

Is that for real? It's almost like the writer couldn't help himself from making a smartass comment. I bet he was laughing his ass off as he wrote that line.
 

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definitely...you have a better chance of getting shit out of a rocking horse than getting fresh food at applebees...

The funny thing is, knowing that it was Applebee's, my expectations were about as low as they could get. But somehow they managed to exceed my expecations. :142smilie

The steak they brought out was so overcooked it was like chewing on a tire. Probably my own fault for ordering a steak at a place like Applebee's, but still...
 
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