Life, as I know it

[fatdaddycool]

Hey fuckers, been a while since I checked in but my schedule with work, contract negotiations, school and chasing sluts on Eharmony or whatever else the fuck I am doing has been keeping me kind of busy.

First let me say this, I still have Nole's 9 iron and I feel horrible every time I think about it. Him hitting it I mean, so I will get that to you asap. I never said I was the most organized asshat in the heap.

Jack, you old senile bastid. I got nothing from you on the 13th for my birthday. Stud got to me, which is why he has now passed you on my friend list. Keep fucking around and Haskell will be ahead of you too.

Anyway, hope all are well and healthy.

Woodson, I ever see a post like that "I won't be around for a while until the kid is born shit" I swear on all that's holy I will get myself,, Poon and Kosar on your team at the next outing and you won't have a shot. Well that's not necessarily true, if you are anywhere near a cart damn near behind me and on the last green I may hit one right at you.

Haskell ............... fuck off


Hope that helps,
FDC

 

[Woodson]

i love you too Cris. I was going to send you a picture of my ball sack for your birthday but Farvre fucked that joke up for everybody.

As for that post, I still don't remember posting it but I also don't remember peeing in the garbage can earlier that night as well. I;m blessed to have a good humored wife.

I thought about you when I heard about the misfortune of that jet skier on Falcon Lake Mexico side. Stay in Texas waters till the drug cartel kill everyone or run out of bullets.

10-4.
:toast:

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

nice to see you back cris, hope all is well

 

[The Joker]

Hey fuckers, been a while since I checked in but my schedule with work, contract negotiations, school and chasing sluts on Eharmony or whatever else the fuck I am doing has been keeping me kind of busy.

First let me say this, I still have Nole's 9 iron and I feel horrible every time I think about it. Him hitting it I mean, so I will get that to you asap. I never said I was the most organized asshat in the heap.

Jack, you old senile bastid. I got nothing from you on the 13th for my birthday. Stud got to me, which is why he has now passed you on my friend list. Keep fucking around and Haskell will be ahead of you too.

Anyway, hope all are well and healthy.

Woodson, I ever see a post like that "I won't be around for a while until the kid is born shit" I swear on all that's holy I will get myself,, Poon and Kosar on your team at the next outing and you won't have a shot. Well that's not necessarily true, if you are anywhere near a cart damn near behind me and on the last green I may hit one right at you.

Haskell ............... fuck off


Hope that helps,
FDC

i love you too Cris. I was going to send you a picture of my ball sack for your birthday but Farvre fucked that joke up for everybody.

As for that post, I still don't remember posting it but I also don't remember peeing in the garbage can earlier that night as well. I;m blessed to have a good humored wife.

I thought about you when I heard about the misfortune of that jet skier on Falcon Lake Mexico side. Stay in Texas waters till the drug cartel kill everyone or run out of bullets.

10-4.
:toast:

Two awesome posts.......:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[Nole]

First let me say this, I still have Nole's 9 iron and I feel horrible every time I think about it. Him hitting it I mean
FDC

:mj07:


Awesome! Can't hit it for shit but it's a very attractive club.


I have a back-up. We'll get around to it.



Glad everything's good with you FDC!


nole

 

[fatdaddycool]

Speaking of ball sacks i need to get hold of Tides Doc to see if they have made any advances in bag bands or something to shrink this burro's bag of mine. Was banging the one girl I see on a regular basis on this chaise lounge chair she has and I'll be damned if them fuckin apricot in a sock didn't bang the hell outta that metal bar in the middle of the chair. Hoof gawd almighty bro. They swelled up and so bad I was tea bagging ice water for twenty minutes. Sheesh

 

[Nole]

Speaking of ball sacks i need to get hold of Tides Doc to see if they have made any advances in bag bands or something to shrink this burro's bag of mine. Was banging the one girl I see on a regular basis on this chaise lounge chair she has and I'll be damned if them fuckin apricot in a sock didn't bang the hell outta that metal bar in the middle of the chair. Hoof gawd almighty bro. They swelled up and so bad I was tea bagging ice water for twenty minutes. Sheesh

:scared





Colorful.





:mj07:

 

[The Joker]

Colorful.

That's what I was thinking.

 

[SixFive]

Burro's bag?? LMFAO!!! Just wait until ur older (about Jack or old school or buddy's age) and they hang down in the toilet water when ur going #2!!

Hope u read and enjoyed this, joker! :0008

 

[fatdaddycool]

Burro's bag?? LMFAO!!! Just wait until ur older (about Jack or old school or buddy's age) and they hang down in the toilet water when ur going #2!!

Hope u read and enjoyed this, joker! :0008

I'm going to get one of those plastic seats that sits way up...that way I will have a few extra years. I tell ya, I think the friggin thing never recovered from when I tried to get on a damn jet ski from the back and grabbed the throttle. Fucking thing looked like Blue whale baleen stretched the hell out full of krill for chrissakes.