Clem! Its your twin brother from another mother Flem here. Was inquiring if I can pick your "parlay/teaser" one of these days. I reckon If you can blow $3000 in 4 weeks I can easily blow $8000 in half the time (or if you saw this past weekend I did that in 2 days LOL.) I laugh as if its funny Clem, but ole Flem here is hurting, might take a week off and go feed the homeless, or perhaps tell them my story and they'll feed me out of sympathy.
I reckon if I tell them what a moose is they won't believe me, especially good ole Elmer down there who hasn't combed his hair since Bush was on office... Bush 41, not 43. Anyways Clem I'm down to my last 2 dimes and change.
Here is my "lay" to you (sorry girls not included):
Alerbamer -4
Ole Miss-err-sip-E +3.5 (buy that point 5 thing)
Arkansaws -4
500 to win something
Well what do yer know, it's all them SEC teams.
I wanna tease it (I also wanna be teased too)
Bamer +3
Ole Missy +10
Arky +3
something to with 1000 smackers!
So Clem why don't you analyze that and let ole Flem know what you think. For now I'm gonna go to bed and watch your college hoops picks tomorrow.
Later partner!
Flem Isaac Xavier yep "FIX" that's me.