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    Joke - KOD

    Duck walks into a bar jumps up on the bar and asks the bartender .....Do you have any grapes ? Bartender says ......no we dont have grapes here. Duck walks out. Duck walks into the bar the next day, Jumps up on the bar and asks the bartender got any grapes. Bartender says NO and if you ask me...
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    Madjack

    [/IMG] I would like to request this avatar be placed in 50 category or anywhere you can fit it in . I am tired of seeing that dogs legs moving. It drives me nuts. Thanks Scott-Atlanta
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    KinG OF DoGs

    I SEEN ME SOME WINNNERS AT MADJACKS ...................................................... KOD
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    Old Mr Cook

    This story is true. I was in the local drugstore and in comes Mr Cook who is 90 years old and hard of hearing. He told the people standing there that he had lost his hearing aids. He said the had seen a mouse in his house. He went on and on about evidence the mouse had been right where he...
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    Pppp Hq - Poll

    OK here is a chance to kind of get a thinking on contests of this type to be run in the future. KOD
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    A Hero's Story

    This is kind of long .... This is the story of one of those soldiers. " Halling?s company commander, Capt. Marc Blair, sat this week on a wobbly chair in a hot, barren room on the grounds of ousted president Saddam Hussein?s Tikrit palace, rubbing his temples, barely talking as his men...
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    Private Petey !

    I have asked now for the third time for the rules of the up coming PPPP contest this year. I dont think it is asking too much to post the rules. Why is this taking so long ? when does it start ? KOD
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    KinG of DoGs

    Well Blazer is tired of me in his thread so I guess I will bring the pack in here. Feel free to ask me anything or make comments as you wish. The pack is growing now daily. Its alot easier to get dogs than people. KOD
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    NJ Nets Plane scared!

    "The New Jersey Nets got some excitement en route to the NBA Finals. It wasn't exactly the excitement they were looking for. Monday's team flight to San Antonio experienced such terrible turbulence that one player believed he would not survive the trip. The Nets' charter flight approached the...
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    Mike Tyson - Model citizen

    "Mike Tyson hasn't lost his penchant for saying the outrageous. In a television interview scheduled for broadcast Thursday, Tyson again denied he raped Desiree Washington in 1991 in an Indianapolis hotel room. But he said the burden of being labeled a convicted rapist makes him want to do it...
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    K..o...d..---- Play

    I just took this at Olympic. Over the total 201 ........5 Units ! -180 3 point buy from the 204. I am talking about slam the man on this one. I mean slam it down hard ! KOD
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    POLL #2 - Official - Writing Contest

    OK starting up official ballot voting poll in this thread. We have a few newcomers and some unexpected guests on the list. PLEASE DO NOT CAST A VOTE UNTIL THE POLLS ARE OPEN ! THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE! Good luck to all. KOD
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    George W. Visits Madjacks

    George W is hanging out with the Queen of England. He asks her: "How do you run an efficient government? Any tips you can give me?" The Queen says: "Well, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns, and replies: "Well, how do I know the people...
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    Kod

    Dallas / San Ant Under 215 -240 Bought 4 1/2 points. I am learning this method from THE ONLY ONE. Trying this tonight. KOD
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    Kod- Play !

    I just got it on Olympic and bought it down to -3. {THE ONLY ONE] thanks NJ will win this game. Everyone thinks Detroit will step up. Nope NJ is out to prove at home to the fans that the first two games were not flukes. And the way they beat the stuffings out of the Celtics. They are...
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    POLL #2 - Writing Challenge Contest II

    OK going to start up the voting poll. We got alot of volunteers this time that have all guaranteed a story of some kind. These are the winnners that move on to the top 10 . RULES TO FOLLOW ! KOD
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    POLL II - Writing Challenge II Contest

    no pepper "I suggest a rematch. This time you pick the event. It seems to me that your piece was more of a dialogue, like a movie script. We can compete with a script, story, poem, haiku, bowling, whatever. I leave the rules and judging up to you. But any other submissions should be welcome...
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    Writing Challenge Poll

    OK let me try this poll thing and get it ready for some voting. I hope that you will all read whatever it is that I write and vote for me. KinG OF DoGs
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    KinG OF DoGs - Journal

    I am going to start a journal. A message forum might be a good way to follow someones life if you can't meet them or talk to them in person. We could get to know each other by the words left on the pages of the journal. Family entrys or day to day stuff. That way we can all kinda follow...
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    Writing challenge- KinG OF DoGs

    I was talking to yyz about a writing contest. I will extend this to anyone at madjacks. You vs the KinG OF DoGs We both have to agree on the topic. One page. funny, story, real world experience, things from the past, that kind of stuff. Judged on - content. Can be something written...
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