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    SWEET story....

    A Sweet Story It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, ?Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?? Well...
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    scott-atalanta

    I couldn't help it I thought of you;) A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue...
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    fletcher

    WALKER would not shut up about you last night..............:D
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    Some Advice

    Its Friday and my 15 & 16 year old have yet another semi formal dance "spring fling" this will be #6 between the 2 of them going with people from other schools and of course there own dances through out the year. I am the type of parent that is VERY involed and usually on the weekends end up...
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    Computer Gender

    Computer Gender Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the...
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    Mothers Day-do's And Don't

    DO- BUY A HUGE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS DON'T-BUY A NEW VACCUM CLEANER DO-BUY A NICE PIECE OF JEWELRY DON'T-GIVE A 1 YEAR MEMBERSHIP TO A GYM DO-BUY A GIFT CERT. TO A FULL SERVICE SALON DON'T- BUY A NEW SET OF POTS AND PANS DO-TAKE HER OUT TO A NICE DINNER OR BRUNCH OR BOTH DON'T-GET A GIFT...
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    Something To Offend Everyone (part1)

    PART 1 WHAT DO YOU CALL 2 MEXICANS PLAYING BASKETBALL??? JUAN ON JUAN. WHAT IS A YANKEE?? THE SAME AS A QUICKIE ,BUT A GUY CAN DO IT ALONE. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?? THE POSITION OF THE DIRTBAG. WHY IS DIVORCE SO EXPENSIVE??? BECAUSE ITS WORTH IT. WHAT DO YOU...
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    Powder Puff Football

    Did anyone else see the news report??? Supposedly its a tradition at the school. The seniors "highschool" play the juniors girls powder puff football rough touch well this year it appears things really got out of hand . The game is played off of school grounds and off of...
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    Classic Baseball Quotes

    Classic Baseball Quotes "It was too bad I wasn't a second baseman; then I'd probably have seen a lot more of my husband." --Karolyn Rose, ex-wife of Pete Rose, 1981 "It's a weird scene. You win a few baseball games and all of a sudden, you're surrounded by reporters and TV men with cameras...
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    Fatdaddy-fatdaddy-calling On Fatdaddycool

    Fishermen with Skills What do you call an expert fisherman? A masterbaiter. Fishing for a Week A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you...
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    10 things in golf that sound dirty

    10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a...
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    Canucky

    Canucky Why do Canadians do it doggie-style? So they don't have to miss the hockey game. :D :) :p :eek: :cool: ;)
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    How Much $$$ Do You Spend???

    ON A DAILY BASIS-NOT INCLUDING GAMBLING - DRINKING-MALL SHOPPING JUST OUT AND ABOUT 5:30AM SHIT OUT OF COFFEE & MILK TRIP TO WAWA $8.00 6:30AM "MOM" I HOPE YOU DIDN'T FORGET I NEED MY TRAIN PASS FOR THE MONTH FOR SCHOOL $127.50 (OLDEST SON) 6:45AM "MOM" I NEED MY TOKEN"S FOR THE BUS...
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    Bluemound- Feloniuos Monk For You

    A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Texas soldier is better than ten Iraqi". The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then...
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    Football Question???

    Would you say that training "already" for a high school football team for the upcoming season is a bit much???? I understand the boys need to be training in the gym lifting weights all year, but I had to have my son downtown this morning and last week for speed camp??? They will be full blown 5...
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    Returning Movie Rentals

    I RENTED 2 NEW RELEASE MOVIES APPROX. 3 WEEKS AGO....................LAST MON. THE NOTICE THAT CAME IN THE MAIL SAID PLEASE RETURN MOVIES ASAP (MY BILL $89.00) YUP $89.00 I STILL HAVEN'T RETURNED THE MOVIES I IMAGINE THAT MY BILL IS NOW CLOSE TO $200.00 OR MORE NOT TO MENTION CABLE HAS PLAYED...
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    Flyers Tickets

    GET MY EMAIL FROM JACK I'LL CHECK BACK LATER................ Game 4: 1 pair in 106 row 17 $300. Game 6: 1 pair in 207A row 4 $200.
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    Joke

    An elder American absent mindedly arrived at French customs at Paris airport and fumbled for his passport. "You have been to France before Monsieur?", the customs officer asked sarcastically. The ancient Yank admitted that he had been to France before. "Then you should know enough to have...
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    ***madjacks*** ***womens*** ***softball Team***

    MAD JACKS SOFTBALL 4-29-03 6:30 MADJACKS @ AOH (**WINNERS 16-0 **) 4-30-03 8:30 MADJACKS @ REUGERS (**WINNERS 22-6 **) 5-5-03 6:30 PENNY'S 1 @ MADJACKS (RAINED OUT) 5-9-03 8:30 REALES @ MADJACKS (RAINED OUT) 5-12-03 6:30 FLUKE'S @...
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    I had to share this.....................

    As some of you may know from reading around I have been sending stuff to a few troops I adopted. A few weeks ago when picking up MAD JACKS softball schedule at the rec. center I found out that 1 of the guys that works there was recently deployed so I sent him an easter package and signed on...
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